Awkward Moments

^^ similar but different.
I once punched the wrong person as he looked like the twat trying to chat up my girl.

We're now fairly good friends.

Or he's too scared to tell you that you're not

no no no...

i hope not... I havent seen him in a while..

My dad was the most friendly, kind generous man you could ever meet. A bit of a local celebrity in Hereford. We owned a couple of restaurants at the time and just because the local Kebab owner was in vaguely the same line of work my dad used to take all his rubbish to the tip once a week.

Unfortunately my dad died suddenly one day. I was about 16 at the time.

Amazingly word never got round to this Kebab shop owner. He must have thought that my dad had simply decided to stop collecting his rubbish.

About 3 or 4 months later I'm out with my siblings and we visit the Kebab shop for a dirty Kebab. the owner recognises me and asks us how our dad is! the place was was quite busy and we are to gobsmacked to tell the truth so we just say 'Yeah not too bad, thanks'. This happened on at least another 2 occasions, to myself and to my siblings. Hawkward.

A similarly awful thing happened to me over 10 years ago. I was visiting a cinema and bumped into an old college friend working there, it was just a few months after a mutual friend of ours had died. The conversation turned to the mutual friend, she asked "oh - how is mutual friend? I haven't heard from her in ages..." I'm still not sure how I dealt with this situation, I told her, of course - but then made some lame excuses and left... still feel dreadful about it.

Is that Dammit on the left?

Murts 3rd from right?

EEI second left

mashton on right.

or Fox

Can't give enough rep for the stranger groping posts above.

And Ciq, now I know what to get you for your birthday next year :)

I once met a girl I was in school with in Amsterdam...

Whilst I was getting a lapdance.

/thread

I have earned most of these

Including the public boner badge?

That is one of the three exceptions

A similarly awful thing happened to me over 10 years ago. I was visiting a cinema and bumped into an old college friend working there, it was just a few months after a mutual friend of ours had died. The conversation turned to the mutual friend, she asked "oh - how is mutual friend? I haven't heard from her in ages..." I'm still not sure how I dealt with this situation, I told her, of course - but then made some lame excuses and left... still feel dreadful about it.

You in an awkward situation?! Never! :)

What's so awkward about the bottom left hand merit badge?

what's awkward about not leaving the house all day?

BN beat me to it.

I do it at least once a week.

Also didn't know that public boner is not normal...

I do it at least once a week.

what, leave the house?

Sometimes I am forced to, yes.

How to have a public boner while not leaving the house All day?
Bet snottyotter can manage it