For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Bike Radar recommends you dont buy a fucking FOFFA bike

Lulz...

http://www.thefootdown.co.uk/2013/11/25/bristol-fix-gear-video-lol/

Bristol Fix Gear Foffa Day - Mini Edit - YouTube

^ suck it haterz.

you WISH you were that cool.

/foffas with fish

^^ must have been a right pain to lug all the spare bikes around Bristol.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=foofa

Tarring Bristol with the stinking foffa brush.

Poor Bristol... Who's next on the list.

Leeds is too far away thankfully... OR IS IT?!

Future locations:

• Forffar
  
• Foffa's Dyke
  
• er...
  

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/may/29/bike-review-five-commuter-martin-love apparently if you ride a foffa you can "stand out from the lycra loons" from the guardian as well..

I guess standing by the side of the road with your broken bike would make you stand out a touch.

Jeezus. Fucking. Christ. That. Video.
How can a grown up ride that bike, like that, and think it's fine? Someone needs a good bit of bullying to be set right...

Desperate marketing drive is desperate.

Is that why hoops moved to Bristol?

love that the first shot is of a retarded low saddle.

Foffa, y u no understand bike size?

And always always with the fucking baby bloo. You'd think he's only built one bike in the last 3 years and he's still trying to flog it hence the exponential price increase with each shite marketing effort.

Ha, it's not even fixed.

What a load of Foffa.

That video nearly made me throw the laptop across the room.

Much of the screening was stolen off this:

Martyn Ashton - Road Bike Party - YouTube

Must be using the same lube...

What is Dani R&D Foffa going to pull out of his Research and Development hat next

List your ideas here,cmon peeps

1.CIAO with gears
2.GRAZIA with gears

Much of the screening was stolen off this:

Martyn Ashton - Road Bike Party - YouTube

Must be using the same lube...

I actually was quite in awe after watching this...... Is that a bad thing?

I'll play devil's advocate for a moment here.
The edit was half decent (in terms of production that is).
The rider seemed pretty skilled.
He's doing more on/with the bike than 90% of "fixie" edits that consist mainly for riding moderately fast, gratuitous amounts of silly skidding and general posing. It's obviously not on the same level of this: Chris Akrigg - One gear, no idea! - YouTube
but it's really not that shocking (and the production is better).

Yes it is a bit silly, but it isn't as terrible as everyone's making out.
Anyway, criticising fixed gear web edits is like shooting fish in a barrel.

What about the babee bloo tho you reprehensible bastard???

hmmm?

(and that was all supposed to be capitalised)

Hey who needs foot retention anyway......