Football

I'm not from the Midlands. We scored 5 this weekend.

were they from open play chalfie ?

All of them were from open play. You should check Bryson's hattrick out.

Kabadee is pretty cool though

england / international football thread ?

or too soon to say ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinvxqQpN3k

Kabadee is pretty cool though

i've been looking at kabadi on the net recently

major jarwlanada mervin singh ... check out his moves

ronaldo's reaction to bales arrival is nothing more than i would expect from that utter utter utter ....... bleeeeeeeep

this broadcast has been taken off air due to rectal prolapse and many many swear words

Seems like CR7 is already pissing his nappy

Cristiano Ronaldo Fouls Gareth Bale - Bale owns Ronaldo in Real Madrid Training - YouTube

EPIC trolling from Zidane too

quotes from zidane / link ?

or is it at the end of the video ?
didn't watch

will do now though

He got megged by Bale.

No quotes just ZeeZee pissing his keks

CR7 shaking and pointing his finger as if to say 'No, you don't do that to me'

WAFC

@$*&

According to Sid Lowe, it was along the lines of "I nearly got the ball".

According to barca's ragsheets it was "nearly got you".

Who cares?

cr7 obvs

Pisti cares.

Are you going as a neutral? If so I would stay out of the Dockers Stand. When I went, the end nearest the away fans was kept clear, but when Millwall scored, everyone in the stand stood up en masse, ran over towards the away fans and starting give it the big 'un/making wanker signs. Unless you want to be part of the world's shortest looking hokey kokey, sit somewhere else.

Thanks for that, going as a neutral, so will take it on board.

From burnage.

Burnage!! please!!

I did live off Fog Lane, but I think you'll find it's in East Didsbury actually

Call it what you like, but it's Burnage.

Anyhow, I've moved, and now live in North East Chiswick

Acton vale?

Some people call it Shepherds Bush

And some people, wankers I might add, call that 'Shae Bow'

Anyone fancy updating me on the weekends results? I've been stuck up a mountain in the Lake District with no mobile. Tent got flooded, paths were shin deep in water and today all the roads were closed.

#bloodycyclists

I was talking to an obnoxious women the other week, a friend of a friend, who inbetween giving me some sob story about her childhood nanny being strict said, "Yah, it's like so nice you living in Raynes Park as you can so call it West Wimbo and get away with it". When I replied in my south cumbrian accent "I would never call it West Wimbledon" she got confused and told me that "you so could you know. Oh, you so should start calling it West Wimbo, no one would know". Her boyfriend was wearing red trousers.