Football

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24104250

Is that to imply that they're 'good with colours'?*

*Viz

These gestures are so fucking pointless

Loving the lack of Chelsea talk after the Everton match.
Wherebe Cliveo, Jaw, Pooface and TS
All quiet on the Chelsea front eh. Was it as lopsided a match as Mourinho suggests, and surely if you have that much possession and attacking chances, Torres should be used for longer than 20mins?

Ahh the first couple of games of the season, how it thrills and deceives..

Didn't watch the game and I'm not a big fan of regurgitating The Grauniad's match reports...

Polo > Soccerball

Also why the harping on Spurs scoring their first league goal from open play in our fourth match of the season. We went a whole season without getting a penalty and that only made news when we had two penalties in the first two games this season.

TS
Kabadee > Polo

Ahh the first couple of games of the season, how it thrills and deceives..
Nonsense. 100% record and counting.
#thisseasonisourseason

Stay classy Chelsea, stay classy

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/15/john-obi-mikel-told-mark-clattenburg-il-break-your-legs-claims-fellow-premier-league-ref-mark-halsey-4013158/

While we are on the subject of Chelsea. Do they have any strikers who are able to play and score goals?

That was the Halsey who once sent Hasslebaink off for a foul committed by Melchiot because they were both black?

I would give him all the credibility that he deserves which is none.

I'm not sure mistaking someones identity makes you racist.

Chelsea fans don't think calling someone a black cunt makes you racist.

Pow, right in the kisser!

*rep etc etc

unless proven in a court of law

John Terry is a racist, but he's our racist...
#etc

Jaw's on holiday.

Landslide, early season form can be deceptive, unless of course as you acknowledge, your team is unbeaten and top of the league.
The mighty Spurs are second, I am ecstatic about this, especially as we scored that all important first goal from open play (sarcasm at work) but I'll be happier if we manage to stay second past christmas..

The Chelsea people are doing what all normal fans do when their team lose. Keep their head down, mutter amongst themselves, prepare for next week.

Can we have some more interesting spurs chat?

Chalfie, would love to provide some, but I'm about to get lunch.

Topics to start you talking.
Eriksen, he looks tasty, too lightweight for the Premiership? Or just the sort of bright up and coming intelligent footballer this league has been crying out for?

Lamela, when does he start a game, could it be thursday's Europa League match? Do the new signings make Spurs favourites for Europe's second biggest cup?

Dawson, is his time up? And when does Kaboul come back fully from injury to take his spot?

and one last one,
Adebayor, fighting for his place or ready to join the Spurs exodus at QPR?

I meant "more interesting" not "more, interesting".

Do you have any?

^ Ha!

Chalfie, would love to provide some, but I'm about to get lunch.

Topics to start you talking.
Eriksen, he looks tasty, too lightweight for the Premiership? Or just the sort of bright up and coming intelligent footballer this league has been crying out for?

Donno. What does the Guardian say?

Lamela, when does he start a game, could it be thursday's Europa League match?

Probably.

Do the new signings make Spurs favourites for Europe's second biggest cup?

You haven't qualified for the European Super Cup.

Dawson, is his time up? And when does Kaboul come back fully from injury to take his spot?

Was his time ever here? Is Kaboul the one who looks like he spends 2 hours on his make-up before the match?

one last one,
Adebayor, fighting for his place or ready to join the Spurs exodus at QPR?

He's sank low enough before.

all the money spent at spurs and it is only siggurdson who can score from open play ... discuss

I see Bale scored on his Madrid debut. I expect he was relieved about that

I hope we return to the top of the table after tonight's game. I am under no illusions we will be in that area of the table come May but it's nice while it lasts

Chalfie, time to talk about your own team, unless of course, Derby's season isn't as scintillating as you midlands folk would lead us to believe..

ronaldo's reaction to bales arrival is nothing more than i would expect from that utter utter utter ....... bleeeeeeeep

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