Football

His market value has also risen by 20% since the transfer.

it's ok when he plays everyone will remember he can't beat his man even though he's supposed to be lightning quick

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In other news Blue Waffles probably don't taste that good

Veronica Moser hired as Everton physio.

Everton to be renamed F.C. Goatse

Loic Remy was unveiled at St James' Park prior to Newcastle's friendly against Braga on Saturday.

Like all good footballers, he turned up in a fetching pair of leather trousers

http://www.itv.com/sport/football/update/2013-08-13/leather-is-in-up-in-newcastle/

squeak squeak squeak squeak

here comes remy

Melt

in this heatwave we are having, he probably will

It was said in jest mate but I have obviously hit a very tender nerve.

You need to lay off the Hatorade.

"Hatorade", eh?

I shall consider myself trolled if that makes you feel better about your "jest".

I still think it was dull and am disappoint that I have taken the time to respond.

You win.

#dulljestisdull

Is the football thread going to get better when the Premiershit starts?

read back through posts 1 - 86,000 and find out

i predict, like the fa and retrospective punishments for diving, nothing will change

Care to add a Pisti-style "hand on heart, my bond's as good as my word, straight up guv etc." bet statement to that?

No, I couldn't really give a monkeys... But, I NEVER welsh on a bet!
waits for horatio to say otherwise

I really fucking hope so.

Nope, just get more of Corny's cut and paste match reports from the grauniad

C'mon Bolton, do the country proud on Saturday.

Is the football thread going to get better when the Premiershit starts?

Not seen much from the championship rabble about actual football and yet you've something to talk about

(to feet or to a sensible space to run on to).

What a turn of phrase...sensible space....classic

Meanwhile - Dulwich Hamlet v Five-O this weekend

PROPER FOOTBALL

I bet he's got a right arm bigger than his thighs by now.

That's not so difficult with these thighs.
Ready to return to action in A Couple of days . Will be heading up to the hawthorns with soul on Saturday for my second match this calendar year. Plastic and proud.

^ dropped you a text earlier ...

You want a lift there / back?

Will let you know when I've spoken to my dad Tim. Back in blighty tomorrow.

1940's Scotty P off to QPR apparently.

Another tidy bit of business btw today I see fella.

Zakaria Bakkali. Only the 2nd 17 year old that has scored a hattrick in the Dutch league.http://m.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/psv-5-nec-0/

Nifty Belgians.

Who was the first? Fat Ronaldo?