For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Got chatting to one once and he wore a padlock as a necklace. It was on a long doubled up shoelace. He said it was one of the best weapons in a fight and one that the police couldn't take off him because if he still had the keys then 'it was just a normal padlock no bother'.

What's a tramp got to lock up?

Pretty standard LFGSS sales first sales thread. AAAA+ will read again.

Good work from Ramey, Wrongcog, sorethroat and bodie.

#doffscap

This is a massive CSB. You'll all love it.

Every Christmas one of my Grandad's mates used to receive a box of chocolate covered Brazil nuts from a cousin or someone. He had no teeth so just used to suck the chocolate off and leave the nut.

He then used to put the nuts back in a bowel on the coffee table for people to help themselves to when they came round.

Whose bowel was on the table? You sure they were chocolate nuts?

^ meh. Bowl. Oops.

Priceless. This lot had me rolling up.

That meal at Waga's had me rolling up about three miles of bog roll...

Pretty standard LFGSS sales first sales thread. AAAA+ will read again.

Good work from Ramey, Wrongcog, sorethroat and bodie.

#doffscap

It was a pleasure. Not at the time, obviously. At the time I thought I was going to produce my entire digestive tract.

Not to mention how painful it can be after a day of wiping. Red raw.

Excellent thread, rarely am i laughing out loud. Can we move to general chat?

Good luck with the sale OP.

Not to mention how painful it can be after a day of wiping. Red raw.

All depends on the type of paper one chooses.

Personally, in the event of any back door issues and in order to avoid a red-raw hoop, I'm a baby wipe man.

Nothing like a bit of blood-flecked anal mucus on your bog roll to give you good cheer in the morning.

Nothing like a bit of blood-flecked anal mucus on your bog roll to give you good cheer in the morning.

Trololololol

OP, in case you're still reading this--you can close the thread yourself. Go to 'Thread Tools'. That is, if you are pissed off with this continuing.

spoilsport Oli

Not so fast, Herr Schick. Derails gonna derail...
http://www.lfgss.com/post3715202-48842.html

All depends on the type of paper one chooses.

Personally, in the event of any back door issues and in order to avoid a red-raw hoop, I'm a baby wipe man.

I have never had enough foresight to buy baby wipes.
Andrex feels like sandpaper after a day clutching the porcelain.

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

It exited with such velocity, I left a map of the Shittish Isles.

Too much information.

I know its moved on slightly, but it still cracks me up that Stella is an expensive yuppie beer in NZ. My old man used to think he was well posh drinking it. Also recently seen K cider in boutique booze shops in Melbourne.

K cider in boutique shops? Oh god. Shit's like acid.

For real. Australia has mental booze prices too. A box of 24 small cans of VB is 24.40GBP. I drink a lot less here :(

we pay £4.60 a pint in a lot of the wankier drinking establishments in london now.

£1 a can (even small ones) is bearable and only marginally worse than the off licences which don't do multibuys.

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

It exited with such velocity, I left a map of the Shittish Isles.

I'm visiting my mum at the moment and she refuses to have bog brushes in the house.
Annoying and messy.

epic thread. rated as well.
thanks Paul, and itssaboutthebike especially

we pay £4.60 a pint in a lot of the wankier drinking establishments in london now.

£1 a can (even small ones) is bearable and only marginally worse than the off licences which don't do multibuys.

It's a bit of a difference considering that for the price of this.
500ml

I get this
375ml

^ All too true.

Another example, a recent experience from a decent bar in Sydney; 2 bottles (330ml) of Corona: $24 / £15, mind you these are brewed in Australia, not the imported stuff.

Stongbow is the hip drink de rigueur in Stockholm/Sweeden

I know its moved on slightly, but it still cracks me up that Stella is an expensive yuppie beer in NZ. My old man used to think he was well posh drinking it. Also recently seen K cider in boutique booze shops in Melbourne.