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Wow. I take it all back. They're clearly struggling, the poor bastards! Having to cheat the system to keep their poor ducks with a roof over their heads!

Cost of living in Ukland must be outrageous - I clear less than $23,000 per year and can still afford to go overseas once in awhile.

Do altruistic people make the best leaders?
None of the truly altruistic people I know could lead much more than a ride to the shops.

Cost of living in Ukland must be outrageous - I clear less than $23,000 per year and can still afford to go overseas once in awhile.

How are your ducks?

We usually export our waterfowl here.

"Fuck you swan, this is our canal now."

our ducks rule

actually, I don't even

We need to pay them more to get the best talent. The more we pay the better policy will be.

no
no no no no no no no no no

I am concerned that there may be more news soon and this entertaining issue will be forgotten.
Can we all agree to ignore the news for the next two days and let this issue run the full course well into the pun-zone?

We need to pay them more to get the best talent. The more we pay the better policy will be.

That worked well for bankers..

and footballers.

and software engineers

oops.. delete delete delete

gulp Panorama tonight is about the use of drugs (such as anti-depressants) in pregnancy. As you'd expect, inconclusive.

The little part I saw of that was terrible journalism - the BBC is really going downhill.

Pay them more based on how happy their constituents are. Then they'd get off their asses and do a job worth doing.

60K PA is a high enough salary - I take it they then claim expenses on top of that? 60K is enough to have a family and let your wife raise the kids if she wanted too.

This is awesome: http://i.imgur.com/dx7sVXj.jpg

State of Texas has released the last words of deathrow inmates

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/shortcuts/2013/jul/02/last-words-prisoners-death-row

study published with each state's most popular brand:

http://www.lifo.gr/icache/940/616/1/517574_tumblr_mmxqdtoGLu1rasnq9o1_1280-thumb-570x373-125428.jpg

Florida ftw

I call BS. Link?

this one's quite fun too, not really news though...

http://piedtype.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/softdrinksmap.png

I call BS. Link?

this

but i didn't want to upset apollo

I call BS. Link?

probably is tbh

It's possible Virginia really does love AOL that much (if I had to bet though, they'd be all about the ciggies). And Arizona can't get enough of Best Western. But I doubt it.

but i didn't want to upset apollo