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• #3052
I was sat on the edge of my bed last night, pulling off my boxers when the wife said to me, "You spoil those dogs..."
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• #3053
Took my hungover brain a few seconds, but was worth it.
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• #3054
^^very goooood.
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• #3055
lol
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• #3056
In honour of International Women's Day
Q: How do you make a women orgasm every time you have intercourse?
A: Who Cares ?
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• #3057
"Waiter waiter there's an epileptic man in my vegetables"
"It's a seizure salad sir"
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• #3058
Sean Connery should never go to restaurants...
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• #3060
Me and my flat-chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today.
The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?""Well," I said, *"Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
*
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• #3061
Q: how do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream
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• #3062
Q: Why did the boy hipster look like a girl?
A: Because he shared his sister's genes.
Not sure if that works. I'm ill.
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• #3063
Pope Benedict is auctioning off his old uniforms on Ebay...
..I'd put a bid in, but it's Papal only.
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• #3064
Possibly the only good pope joke I've heard/seen.
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• #3065
oh come on ^ google is your friend
Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane. Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
"Here, there are 2 parachutes." said the Pope.
"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.
"Fuck the kids." said the Pope.
To this, Jacko said, "We haven't got enough time."
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• #3066
The Pope is going to resign and to be honest I don't blame him.
I'd leave my job too if my boss never showed up.
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• #3067
actually not so good ^
What do (did) you call a Nazi in a ridiculous pointy hat?
Your Holiness.
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• #3068
BBC NEWS - The Pope calls for action on sex abuse.
Right after he called "lights... camera..."
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• #3069
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• #3070
I stand by my comment.
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• #3071
oi, those three are very very funny i'll have you know
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• #3072
memes thread >>>>>>>>
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• #3073
don't ask him to post it there he'll only be told it's a pearoast
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• #3074
curses.
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• #3075
The capital of North Korea is Pyongyang.
Which, aptly, is also the sound a wok makes when you hit a dog on the head with it.
a book fell on my head.
ive only got my shelf to blame. =)...