I hate

I think you may be casting aspersions on the gay chat industry there Luci, unless you're sugeesting they are lying, and he wasn't really enjoying it as much as me.

You have a point. I therefore reckon he's talking to bondagedonkeys about their future fiscal arrangements, the utter pissflap.

better.

You have a point. I therefore reckon he's talking to bondagedonkeys about their future fiscal arrangements, the utter pissflap.

is bondagedonkeys your nickname for b&d? if it isn't it should be...

Saucy cunt. I'm sending the boys to Leeds...

text comments that end with lol.

The sheer number of passive aggressive cunts in my office.

People who say "Repost"

I think someone has said that already.

Tim, he sits next to me at work and is an utter fuckwit knob jockey long streak off piss...

French?

No, I hate tim. I don't normally hate anyone but tim I really hate he is an utter bell end. I am trying to think of ways to annoy him to cheer myself up at work .......

Get him deported back to France.

I'm gonna hide safety pins on his chair

Snap his bagette

Stamp on his onions

knock his beret off.

Invade him with tanks and stukkas

defeat him in naval warfare

fuck his wife

He keeps messing up my filling cabinet!

Well mess up his drawers full of stripy jumpers then!

He keeps messing up my filling cabinet!

leave some business in his filing cabinet

The only business I see on a regular basis is dog's business which is left in steaming lumps all over my local.

Fill it full of Somerset brie.

I'm gonna spit in his tea tommorow