Jokes / Joke du jour!

geyser is having an Indian meal
waiter walks up to the table says
" curry ok?"
bloke says,
um, yes, but just one song only please

The funniest thing about this is the misspelling of geyser.

The funniest thing about this is the misspelling of geyser.

yeah geezer, youre right, it really matters

:-)

The Chinese swimming team have come on leaps and bounds since Morecambe 2004*+

*not mine and I don't condone it
+realise it's timing is out by a week

pffffffft, get off

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to go to bed, they said it would be like winning the lottery. I agreed, and it was. Together we had six matching balls....

hahaha
"One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble"

Mum cleaning her 12 year old Son's bedroom finds a stash of serious bondage and leather fetish magazines. She asks her Husband 'What should I do?'

I'm not sure' he says 'But I definitely fucking wouldn't spank him'

why did the baker have smelly hands?
cos he kneaded a poo

^ reeeeeeee!

I Googled Gary Oldman the other day and got some pretty disturbing images.......he's really let himself go I thought.

Then I realised I'd left the R out.......

It's Jack Lemon Party all over again.

hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaa still good

why did the baker have smelly hands?
cos he kneaded a poo

*m.f back on form

(What's the J stand for jason?)

Just MF?

'Jokey'?

Jolly?

Jumbo?

Juicy?

Geysers do not go to Indian restaurants. They prefer Chinese...

...for the Spring rolls.

badoom tschhh. that was awful.

^ha, leak it.....

Don't start spouting off...

A chap from work rang in sick on Monday. He'd been watching the heptathlon and had a nasty case of ennis elbow.

Throws self into well