For Sale: Ultra rare Pre-war Baines Gate Stayer (Track)

meanwhile, somewhere in Stoke

Wow, great USP on that house....
I love this thread, it's so nice to know that the masses step in to sort pillocks like Martyn out.
Shame, with proper forks and a reasonable price it'd make a nice bike. I'd love a 'gate one day, certainly not this one though.

Will this debacle be known as Gategate?

meanwhile, somewhere in Stoke

Stoke looks like Brookside.

hmmm surely that sign won't help him sell his house all that quickly

i'd put a sign something to the effect my neighbour is a saint and always has free beer on tap, is a top chef and the B-B-Q at his are 10/10

Stoke looks like Brookside.

which looks like ramsey street off of neighbours

Has this been resolved yet?

pity really, one quite nice, usable flying gate "style" frame has now pretty much become un-sell-able on the internet because of brain'less mates actions.

Has this been resold yet?

Has this been powder coated in a hideous colour, double spokked and walked around Hoxton yet?

Wow, this thread is the gift that keeps giving.

Oh, and there's a world of fucking difference between used as a stayer and built as a stayer.

I saw a pic of a woman pleasuring herself with a cucumber.

It didn't suddenly make it a cock.

How much for the cucumber pic?

This will be for sale early next week either 5 or 10 speed.
authentic Trevor Jarvis 1982.

Turn the forks around and you could get more for it!

meanwhile, somewhere in Stoke

Martyn isn't in Stoke.

I realise you just hit Google, but it doesn't help any to give people the impression you know where he is when you don't. The forum can be a bit of a mob at times and some poor innocent fellow might be receiving pissy emails that are unwarranted.

Just a thought.

Yeah I've been mobbed on occasion.
Not gonna lie, it did make me cry :(

pity really, one quite nice, usable flying gate "style" frame has now pretty much become un-sell-able on the internet because of brain'less mates actions.

Probably wishing he had taken Malaysian's £14 for it now.

He probably would have turned up at his house with a keyboard typing threats.

Probably wishing he had taken Malaysian's £14 for it now.

I offered him more!

No bidding!

how are we going to refer to this incident going forwards? can i table gate-gate as a suggestion?

^pearost.

I'd wondered for a couple of days why this thread kept getting so many posts since the frame for sale looked so shit and blates un-hipster....
Then I read it all and it was absolutely fucking jokes.
Cracking work there, chaps!

Wasn't he trying to sell track irony?

Best word-joke so far imo.

But this thread as a whole has been entertaining me for the past 20 minutes now, so I just want to thank everyone involved.

Has this been re-stayed yet?

This window-licker will be off to bikeradar next.

ask stonehedge to keep and eye out for him on ther