For Sale: Ultra rare Pre-war Baines Gate Stayer (Track)

"Twix please, by the way I know where you live sonny"

IMO not a stayer (i've had a couple ) - with smaller front wheel the front dropouts should be below the level of the rear ones.

flying gate normally doesn't slope forward.

never the less still a nice frame - and of more interest if it is just a track bike.

i don't think you're allowed to ask for offers (can anyone tell me why that is? ) - but you'll have to name a price i think. might be interested

he'll struggle to do so, he's been banned.

all's well that end's well

I saw a woman pleasuring herself with a cucumber.

Pics or it didn't happen

Send this Rusty ass fool over to me, I'll show him what a threat looks like ;)

BUt seriously what an absolute tool, someone needs to punch him in the dick

apparently it's up for grabs on the 'bay
<<http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUCUMBER-MARKETMORE-TUNNELS-OUTDOORS-AP-15-SEED-99p-FP-/140376001954?pt=UK_HomeGarden_Garden_PlantsSeedsBulbs_JN&hash=item20af0fcda2

Pics or it didn't happen

Heh, banned Martyn's alias.

Send this Rusty ass fool over to me, I'll show him what a threat looks like ;)

BUt seriously what an absolute tool, someone needs to punch him in the dick

yes I think we all remember you threatening people before...

This will be for sale early next week either 5 or 10 speed.
authentic Trevor Jarvis 1982.

Yes!

Ha! daylightbombings having a go at other people about the whole delusional internet-hardman thing.

actual.properly.lol

Oh i get neg repped for joking, I know I said all that, but I wouldn't call myself an internet hardman.
I'm like this with or without a computer, but enough about me.

This is almost better than Ned Kelly's awsome sale thread, shame busty crudshard couldnt keep his lid on, he was a defo contender for 'cnut of the forum' awards 2012

Ah, Ned Kelly... those were the days!

Hell yes, what a card! he had strong humour you just cant get the same rise out of the sales threads these days.

goestosellsomethingforgrins

OH HAI MAI GAYTE HAZ GUD PROVENANS CAN YOU FOR SELLS OKAY PLIZ

Does it fly?

Seriously Martyn, you must be a bit ashamed of yourself. Creating a false account to tell everyone you were right all along, then getting caught out almost instantly. Even you must admit that's a little bit pathetic right?

(I know you can't respond so just nod at your screen.)

Reckon Martyn made the frame that he is trying to pass off?

here's a picture of a proper flying* gate

*well it sat mostly whilst its owner skived

Oh Martyn.

Seriously Martyn, you must be a bit ashamed of yourself. Creating a false account to tell everyone you were right all along, then getting caught out almost instantly. Even you must admit that's a little bit pathetic right?

(I know you can't respond so just nod at your screen.)

Seriously Martyn, you must be a bit ashamed of yourself. Creating a false account to tell everyone you were right all along, then getting caught out almost instantly. Even you must admit that's a little bit pathetic right?
(I know you can't respond so just nod at your screen.)

I think he is more;

Martyn

im hoping it's moar this