For Sale: Ultra rare Pre-war Baines Gate Stayer (Track)

This window-licker will be off to bikeradar next.

Oh, I'm sure they'll see him coming.

LIVE FEED:

http://www.classiclightweights.co.uk/bikes/mercian-parkes-rb.html

Yep, poor old Martyn, Impotent without the means to offer internet threats has to sit at home masturbating frustratedly while crying into a bowl of HagenDas.

And a Liverpool fan too. Poor sod.

and not the true haagen dazs but a similar cheaper ice cream in the style of haagen dazs

Beware of expensive imitations.

Häagen-Dazs® is already ersatz.

Häagen-Dazs® is already ersatz.

Oddly, the ingredients in Häagen-Dazs® are some of the closest to those used in home made ice cream that you can buy commercially.

Ingredients: Cream, Strawberries, Skim Milk, Sugar, Egg Yolks.

Exactly what you would use at home. Skimmed Milk, Sugar and Egg Yolks to make a proper egg custard base, then cream to make it creamy, and strawberries for flavour. That's for the plain Strawberry one of course, which is hard to find (known as Strawberry's and Cream here AFAIK)

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Green & Blacks.

Now there's an icecream that has gone downhill.

Since Cadbury / Kraft bought them out, they've been substituting the ingredients, and adding, literally, air. The net weight of each tub has decreased significantly.

I made the mistake of buying some Carte D'Or once.

It appears to be made of E45 cream.

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Which brings us full circle on this thread. Promised a lot but delivered fuck all.

The End

Just desserts.

Yep, poor old Martyn, Impotent without the means to offer internet threats has to sit at home masturbating frustratedly while crying into a bowl of HagenDas.

People have phases ya know... so, some people like to spill a tear whilst they cry and eat ice-cream... what of it?

And it's fucken Haagen Dazs!!

shit... totally forgot to share this:

This was dessert last sunday

Pretty fucken shite if you ask me...

The Bonk

    Just desserts.

:)

Lordy what happened here?!?

When Chater Lea posts I will now be imagining a lovely chrome chainset typing.

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this means nothing to me

You've lived a sheltered life if you aint ever had vienetta!

Im eating dry brown bread, just been reminded of that time during the summer I had brown bread ice cream, its a place in Dublin, very small company that make their own produce, pretty good

You've lived a sheltered life if you aint ever had vienetta!
it was an attempt at cryptic humor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9WdUgn0XkU

Everyone can be a bit of an ar$ehole sometimes but this Martin guy is fuckin' agape.

As to ice cream, tiny bit of sea salt on top makes any flavour wonderful.

Most of my bikes are pre 'the phantom menace' star war...

There wasn't actually a war in The Phantom Menace, so it would be pre- Attack of the Clones ;)

As posted on Ebayfinds thread-Now not a stayer- Given one feedback quote from a seller

"BUYER HAS ISSUES-BEWARE"


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280824738099

I feel like asking him whether its a stayer frame...

Yeah, jo90craft is Martyn Parkes.

Suspect that he uses his partner's eBay account and email address now that he's successfully destroyed the reputation of his account.

Avoid like the plague.