Where are all the cool single guys in London?

Ave a te, Palpatine.

Thanks, but i would NEVER go to beers to pick up men. I already go to Easts

There are men at Easts?

Ave a te, Palpatine.

Ringrazio il mio amico

There are men at Easts?

There are people at Easts?

there will be

/thread ends

All perfectly true. Perhaps I'm too nice?

Thanks... I scrub up well in real life too ;)

Thanks, but i would NEVER go to beers to pick up men. I already go to Easts, and i go to be social, funny and laugh my head off.

True

I don't have any set requirements but it would be nice if you were 37-47, single no baggage, well travelled, knowledgeable, loves cycling, physically fit, laid back and good sense of humour. And chemistry... must be chemistry... Someone who won't shag around and someone who would never hit me.
Someone who could care for me as much as I care about them.

I'm not interested in material possessions but having nice bikes (and knowing how to fix them) and being able to support yourself financially would help.

I'm 4/5 of those

why do i do it Scoot?
why?

You answered that in one of your earlier posts. If you really are sorry you can always delete your post but that was uncalled for. I was asked a question and i answered it honestly.

In real life, Librans and I am meant to get on really well together. What a shame you fucked up.

The worst trait most of my 'single friends' have is this vacuous self-serving attitude of fly fishing for 'partners' on dating sites. This repulsive seek-and-destroy mechanism just gives people, firstly, a false belief that they are actually entitled to flick through humanity and 'tot-up' the pros and cons of prospective partners...'

I flicked through humanity and all I got was this lousy forum.

Hauska, what a diabolical fellow you are. You have restored some jollity to my day.

Sounds like an LCF student?

LCC reprezents too.

CSM Faschun Design

/thread ends

You shouldn'teven be here.

i'm a female.

I'm flabbergasted. Pleased to meet you.

i'm definitely not female.
just interested in seeing if you'd change your opinion

i'm a female.

Females on dating sides are so intimidating.
I'm disgusted with the whole idea.
And they're all Lady this, Princess that, Missy something. Are they all rappers?

i'm definitely not female.
just interested in seeing if you'd change your opinion

All humans are the same in my eyes.

i'm definitely not female

You should be. You're very inconsistent (the long hysteric post which was tl;dr).

And they're all Lady this, Princess that

NEVER trust them.

She did like him, although rarely understood without further explanation.

Was it his colourful ties?

Don't know. She couldn't articulate much of any meaning. She liked Reading Nora Roberts books, watching Buffy and X-Factor. Some things are best summed up with 'well, she's a woman'.

You shouldn'teven be here.

I like to watch. It's like a text-only, live-action, post-modern dating reality tv show where nobody really wants to date anyone, they just take the piss out of everything and everyone else and rant about exes.

If this was on ITV right now it would be cancelled immediately the breakthrough hit of the summer.

I think you'll find that if this was a TV show, it would be Loose Women for Men, only showing some dignity and less middle-aged flesh.

i'm definitely not female.

You should be. You're very inconsistent (the long hysteric post which was tl;dr).

Some things are best summed up with 'well, she's a woman'.

ffs

ffs

You see? Hormones.

And don't tell me about stereotypes. I've spent two weeks looking after the kids while my wife's on the run somewhere.