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And don't tell me about stereotypes. I've spent two weeks looking after the kids while my wife's on the run somewhere.
My work colleague's daughter went on the run. He had a right old time of it trying to track her down. Turned out she'd gone off with some hipster from out east and a bunch of wasters with ideas above their station.
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Security breach?
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Perhaps the cool single guys could move in with the cool single parents? Everyone wins; ready made family for the single chaps, baby sitter and proper friend for the single dads. No funny stuff or at least no eye contact. Sorry ladies, I feel your dissappointment.
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Breach of trust protocol.
I blame the droids.
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christ - why am i about to write this:
Shoosh. You'd do well to keep quiet.
Life isn't SATC, Matchdotcom, mysinglefriend, beautyandthegeek, theonewiththeFriendsepisode etc etc. You cannot pick and choose 'man'. As men shouldn't pick and choose 'woman' (however it seems that the male equivalent is deemed more deplorable).
The worst trait most of my 'single friends' have is this vacuous self-serving attitude of fly fishing for 'partners' on dating sites. This repulsive seek-and-destroy mechanism just gives people, firstly, a false belief that they are actually entitled to flick through humanity and 'tot-up' the pros and cons of prospective partners (like anyone deserves to 'choose' anything - who are you Caesar?), that is generally based on "i bet she's got a nice opinion on the disabled" or "he looks like he's nice to his mother" - whereas what we all know you are thinking is "man, she's got great cock suckers lips" and "i'd let him spit in my mouth". Secondly the fact that you choose to dip your toe into something apparently 'deeper' and seemingly genuine and wonder why it gives you frost bite.
Don't put a calling card out there. It's terribly vain. It's also as material as you could possible get. You claim you aren't interested in possessions but this is the first port of call for matter on the planet - coming from a human stand point.
However I'm a Libra, i like italian food and my favourite colour is red. I know latin, Portuguese, Hebrew and i think cats are well cute.
here it comes.
i'm sorry - you probably didn;t deserve that - but while we are all faceless here - you've taken on the shape of ALL those people i detest in 'thatlondon'
LOL !! This really made me smile! What a load of self opinionated drivel!Thatlondon is you.
relax your crack.
we judge people on the sports they support, the politicians they believe in and even the stars they were born under. Some are easily quantifiable, some things aren't. We use the tools god gave us (if you believe in god, which we also judge others on as well).
You've made some feel bad for voicing their feelings and may you feel a pang of guilt for enforcing your graconian ideology one someone else who may not open up again becaus of you.
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My work colleague's daughter went on the run. He had a right old time of it trying to track her down. Turned out she'd gone off with some hipster from out east and a bunch of wasters with ideas above their station.
Most dedication to persona award. Great stuff, keep it up!
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Admit it you have the hots for Shoosh...............
Common signs of a flirt. Ha
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And all I wanted was a pint of bitter in front of Dave TV, ffs. Not trying to worked out menus which will not bore the kids or spend afternoon undoing socks rolled in a ball before putting them into a washing machine.