Football

I'm flying in 5min, can't be bovered.

You're high now.

cold feet,

This season:

Messi 27 Goals 23 games (12 assists)
Ronaldo 21 goals 20 games (8 assists)

What records did CR7 break at United?

Percentage of team goals score
Messi 38%
Ronaldo 35%

Let me know which stats you think Ronaldo will win with and I'll check them out.

I'm flying in 5min, can't be bovered.

Let's hope these two ain't flying it

Number of consecutive goals?
Number of decisive goals?
Number of goals versus better teams?

Number of years it'll take for CR7 to 'do a Ricky Martin'

He's halfway there...

Fuck. THAT.

Where's the link to that website that ranked goals scored by players vs the strength of the team they were playing?

He's paid for his kid with an anonymous mother, only a matter of time before he comes out - now that IS a FACT!

i know two girls who met the little puuf at a nightclub in spain, and he sent a limo to their hotel room to take them back to his - conspiracy?

http://www.whoscored.com/Regions/206/Tournaments/4/Seasons/3004/Stages/5577/PlayerStatistics/Spain-La-Liga-2011-2012

Just got a last minute invitation to the Chelsea game this evening....

Come on Valencia!!!!

Just got a last minute invitation to the Chelsea game this evening....

Come on Valencia!!!!

Plastic

Plastic

I'm a fan of neither. I'm there purely for the hospitality.

Fully paid up member of the prawn sandwich brigade then, Tim?

Spain >>>>>Portugal

The food and wine is clearly MUCH better in Spain - FACT.

Ffs... Messi is v good. Ronaldo is an exceptional cunt, don't argue this, look at the stats.

Fixed.

What records did CR7 break at United?

Yentzing geezers.

I'm still devastated about Burnley.

You know Kopites love a good old whinge....particularly about Utd. A particular favourite grip of theirs is how Utd always get special treatment from refs and how their players manipulate and intimidate them when a decision goes against them...

Also, I didn't like how we surrounded the referee, regardless of what they thought of the decision.

A particular favourite grip of theirs is how Utd always get special treatment from refs and how their players manipulate and intimidate them when a decision goes against them...

#justsaying

Good to see Arsenal's second string keepers are up to the usual standard.

Flappyhanski?? or Vito?

Vito is a good shot stopper. but both are a mark of Wengers complete lack of understanding in the area of the art of defending

Both, but Mannone's attempt to kick away a shot when he could have used his hands has to be seen to be believed.

God we are looking shit, they have the right idea pressing.

But, has the referee lost his cards? How king Xerxes wasn't booked for chopping down Coquelin 2minutes after he passed the ball, I dunno! my ankles and achillies are aching from just watching the challenges going in from behind.

Second goal...high boot? and a tremendous pirouette from the italian.

What a great photo, you can almost see the hate coming out of Bellamy...

He also looks like he's trying to drop one on poor old Moussa.

Rotten bugger.