Football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZqaYK08p7k4#t=27s

What a goal

Are we just looking at Portuguese naming traditions? I didn't know that the Portuguese expelled all their Jews in 1497, and so to hide from the Portuguese Inquisition gave themselves new surnames.

He played for Forest. So doesn't exist.

is that true?

Makes Pele look thoroughly understated in his full name.

It's not the length of the name, it's what you do with it.

He played for Forest. So doesn't exist.

Van Basten > Bergkamp > Kluivert > Van Hooijdonk > Cocu

So, are Chevrons not "cool" anymore?... are we on FACT now?

can we go back to switching "y" for "ij"

That was funnij.

In Dutch this would be written funnie

whilst reading about Dutch football I noticed that Pierre Van Hooijdonk is that universally - unlike the Cruijff phenomenon.

To twist things even further, it turns out Pierre isn't actually his first name... WAC!

True

Is it van Hellsingooor of Hellseidink. Or whatever Jan Vanegroot of Helsingoor's full name is.

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
Makes Peter Crouch look like a super model.

Petrus Ferdinandus Johannes "Pierre" van Hooijdonk

Makes Pele look thoroughly understated in his full name.

Fact!

So, are Chevrons not "cool" anymore?... are we on FACT now?

Back to fact.
FACT

Van Basten > Bergkamp > Kluivert > Van Hooijdonk > Cocu

Really? It's a common known fact that Cocu was a better player than van Hooijdonk.

is that true?

Any player who moves along the A52, their playing record stops and then starts again.
During the time they're with Forest/Derby they are non players, existing in a state of limbo.
Much like Torres/Carroll/etc and so on.

Lionell Messi has equalled Cocu's Appearance record as a forrin playing for Barcelona. He will go past it this weekend.

NUTS!

FACT - You're a fucking bell.
FACT - You're a terrible troll.
FACT - You've contributed nothing but "CR7 is da bestest in da worldss"
FACT - You think we've got it in for Porto/Portugal etc.
FACT - We didn't give a shit until you started piping up.
FACT - FACT.

No I'm not.
Thank fuck for that.
You avoid the truth.
Sporting, nothing else. Get it right.
I still don't give.
No you're.

Really? It's a common known fact that Cocu was a better player than van Hooijdonk.

Never did it at Stoke.

also he missed that Pen in the World Cup Semi against Brazil, and didn't seem too bothered.

VB and Kluivert were both totally awesome - so they can bypass the Stoke-o-meter

don't worry nuknow - it's all a conspiracy.

Ronaldo would be the worlds best player were it not for Messi.

Liverpool and man u are the only two teams worth watching...

Sky Generation Plastic Cunt

Never did it at Stoke.

also he missed that Pen in the World Cup Semi against Brazil, and didn't seem too bothered.

VB and Kluivert were both totally awesome - so they can bypass the Stoke-o-meter

Kluivert was a fruitcake of a player, on a par with Carroll, personality wise. He's mellowed down a lot.
I had a chat with him a couple of months ago whilst interviewing him for a website that I do some editorial stuff for. He's the head coach of the reserve squad at Twente now. The players love him and has them playing some decent football, there's a kid called Ola John (Collins John younger brother) at the club that he's done a lot of work with.

^ That's full on amazing.

Who have you written for? Where are the write ups????

Sky Generation Plastic Cunt

You need help. Medical one.

don't worry nuknow - it's all a conspiracy.

Ronaldo would be the worlds best player were it not for Messi.

Ffs... Messi is v good. Ronaldo is exceptional, don't argue this, look at the stats.

The stats may not say what you want them to say.

Wherever he plays, he scores. He wins, he beats records.... resume your chit- chat...

Ffs... Messi is v good. Ronaldo is exceptional, don't argue this, look at the stats.

Day-moe, get on it.

The stats may not say what you want them to say.

Prove it or stfu.

^ That's full on amazing.

Who have you written for? Where are the write ups????

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