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  • ^I was getting mixed up and thinking of Stewart Lee.

  • I would love to see a show of Stewart Lee one liners.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8qPaz4s-0g"]‪The
    Golden One-Liners Of Stewart Lee‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]

  • ive never got the appeal of stewart lee. none of those jokes made me even close to smiling. maybe its his delivery...

  • he de-constructs the form.....ish. that's not a good example of what he does best to be honest

  • He looks about 12 in that clip. Watch "Stewart Lee - Stand Up Comedian". It's a great set.

  • ill try and track it down.

  • i'm liking CK Louis atm

  • My friend used to be bad tempered about everything until one day I hit him with a spade.

    Now he's quite level-headed.

  • i loved stewart francis' one liner:
    i quit my job at the helium gas factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

  • i loved stewart francis' one liner:
    i quit my job at the helium gas factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

    But I heard they spoke very highly of him.

  • What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

    Doug.

    Douglas.
    Cliff.
    Jack.
    Russell.

    Just in anticipation of the next jokes to follow ;)

  • Balls.

  • Pete

  • what do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pool ?

    Bob.

    Coat on, leaving.

  • Lollipop ladies make me cross.

  • is that because you look young?

  • I accidently filled my blow-up doll with helium.

    Now she's playing hard to get.

  • I can't believe you stole my Moloko CD.

    Bring it back.

  • Why was six afraid of seven?

    It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

  • Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?

    Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

  • A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

  • but the honky was the least well dressed

  • Racist... But yeah probably

  • And my last before bed...

    Roses are red, violets are blue
    I've got Alzheimer's
    cheese on toast

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