What comes to mind when you think of Birmingham?

resurrecting this thread for future birmingham is/is not shit talk...

it's shit

2nd City. Lol.

2nd City. Lol.

Are you related to N3il?

We are all related, every man woman and child.

We're bl00d brothers.

Simple I walk down the street talking French to people I know who speak French, can you handle that?

vous êtes un type élégant

quoi?

he's a swanky geezer

Does that acrid smell from that pretzel/baked goods monstrosity ditsch in the Pallasades make anyone else want to throw up?

Does the Pallasades make anyone else want to throw up?

yes

Has anyone ever been into a clothes shop in the pallasades?

Nope. I am intrigued as to who their clientele is....most shops ar always empty.

Don't they have the worlds smallest greggs?

So you're saying the shops look empty but are in fact full of people called Gregg, but they're so small you can't see them?

Really tiny people that love sausage rolls.

If only you could cycle through the pallasades we could have a food ride to that tiny greggs.

Curse you pedestrianisation.

You can. Just don't caught caught or stop when the guards shout at you. Same rules apply to a bike as on a skateboard! Come to think of it, a bicycle is virtually silent so you've already got an advantage. Just don't blaze through. Fuck security guards. They're just people with walkie talkies and big egos. FUCK 'EM!

I've never been told by an security guard to stop riding through there ha

Simple I walk down the street talking French to people I know who speak French, can you handle that?

Vous pouvez etre en mesure de parler francais, mais je peux le dire,

It's a great place!

I lived in Coventry for 4 years.....we used to dream of living in Birmingham!!!!

I lived in Coventry for 4 years.....we used to dream of living in Birmingham!!!!

Everyone in Coventry dreams of living somewhere other than Coventry, bloody shit hole is what it is

most people want to live somewhere else regardless of where they are, it's human nature isn't it?