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Like small wedge tailed eagles

Find a spare human. Skin it. (Making sure it's bigger than you) Then take the skin and get inside it. Fill the gap with fake blood. Carry on with life free from mosquito bites.

Problem mosquito?

Cop some smack.

Makes everything bearable.

Can anyone suggest a common household item which will stop the itching caused by mosquito bites?

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Can anyone suggest a common household item which will stop the itching caused by mosquito bites?

I must have lost a litre of blood to these little fucking parasite bastards tonight.

Urine.

Urine.

But not your own*

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Can anyone suggest a common household item which will stop the itching caused by mosquito bites?

I must have lost a litre of blood to these little fucking parasite bastards tonight.

If you get hold of a disposable cigarette lighter with an electronic spark clicker, yank that clicker out and you will be presented with a short wire and a terminal.

Place these next to your bite, and then click the button. Works the same as the pain relief zappers you can buy from the shop.

just cut the lead off your toaster and hold the ends, it does the same job.

Just stick your wet cock in the mains socket. It does the same job.

The next girl that takes you on'll light up like a pinball machine

It'll be a long wait in Balki's case.

#kickamanwhenhe'sdown #beingabastard

What's the opinion on the state of these?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Corima-Aero-Tubular-Wheelset-700cc-Shimano-/120669836901?pt=UK_sportsleisure_cycling_bikeparts_SR&hash=item1c187b9665

noice

Very nice...

Why the need for the mini biography on the listing

I would obviously like to have a look, but what do people think of the braking surface in the pictures?

I would venture normal wear and tear..

Yeah, as much as you can tell from the small pics, they look fine.

Check for lots radial scratching on the braking surface. This is a sign that an owner used them as well as some alu training wheels on the same bike. Without swapping brake pads, with each wheel change.

Bits of metal get stuck in the brake pad while using the alu wheels. Which then scratch the carbon surface. Aparantly this scratching accelerates wear quite notibly.

Does anyone know a shop where they have a small frame Bianchi steel in stock?

Check for lots circumferential scratching on the braking surface.

ftfy

annular scratching would also fit.

Feck.

any idea how much it will cost to ship a bike to spain?

There are a variety of options. Take your spic.

Ithankyou.

He'll get it there Juan way or another.

You can get badly stung with Iberian shipping, avoid the Portuguese Man o'War