For Sale: Piece of string

rules of punfests:

1. if someone has already done it: THINK OF ANOTHER ONE.
   
   

That never happens. People just spool 'em off without checking for this.

Utter wool-shit...

rules of punfests:

1. if someone has already done it: THINK OF ANOTHER ONE.
   
   

Or just come up with a pun so original nobody could possibly have thought of it.

The quality of puns in this thread is mediocre, at best.

rules of punfests:

1. if someone has already done it: THINK OF ANOTHER ONE.
   
   

ha

do you think someone could cotton on to this skein

Now now, there's no tweed for that.

Now we are just shuttling between reelity and kingdom Pun!

Hmmm - a herringbone of contention.

Is this still NSA?

Is this still NSA?

Lets throw in the towel.

Now we are just shuttling between reality and kingdom Pun!

Or some/one could/might say; "Spitting through the eye of a needle"

I see a fight looming . . .

Poly wants a cracker?

I have a stem to thrade?

OP: Interested in item, a few questions...

1) will you ship to denmark?
2) is it compatable with continental string?
3) what color is the string? I need the string to be baby or powder blue to match my rig

okthxbye

wouldn't it need to be sent by re corded delivery ?

wouldn't it need to be sent by re corded delivery ?

I thought some of the earlier posts were serious. Now I realise you're all polymer leg.

For peace & quiets sake, its a bit of a wind up.

I have three already but i could make it a quartet

Ooh cello, a new direction!

fiddle de dee!

Viola!

I have three already but i could make it a quartet

"Anything is acceptable if it leads to a successful result."

I'm a collector of vintage string, but i don't like to harp on about it

Cut some slack.

oh that's a bit Bass coming from you