For Sale: Piece of string

This thread is unseamly..

Hoi! I think you have a piece of string from my string underpants-

my "bottom backet" has fallen out!

As above really.

Yes if pull it/string hard enough can have a conversation with God.

^ nsfw please

You might got yourself in a bit of a tangle here...

I'm confused is it English or French threaded?

Reef post.

I met a very nice (and seemingly willing) young lady the other night, and she said
-there's no strings on me

She smiled at that

Damn, I missed this. How long is this thread? Quite crimpressive.

Are the taper and threads all fine?

I met a very nice (and seemingly willing) young lady the other night, and she said
-there's no strings on me

She smiled at that

You might want to check her moral fibre.

he's got a lotta noose

YouTube - Woody Guthrie : Slip Knot

I just like to hit the nylon the head.

Dear oh dear, I knew that that was a repost the moment I clicked 'Submit'.

You've hit the nylon the head.

Still up for grabs. Just drop me a line.

This thread is a load of shank.

You're really weaving 'em into this thread, The Bonk, but I can only com you once.

this is the shittest punfest i have ever seen on this forum.

This thread has me in stitches, even tho it's sew knot funny

My head is spinning.

Utter bobbins.

You are fleecing everyone!!!

There was a lasso showed an interest, but she's vanished.

rules of punfests:

1. if someone has already done it: THINK OF ANOTHER ONE.