For Sale: Piece of string

You know how to string a sentance togther!

This thread is shit.

Exactly, who orchestrated this mess?

it was Cym ball ic

This thread is shit.

why so g'loom'? i think its a well spun thread

i can knot beweave this has not sold yet....

It's got to be worth at least a fibre

It's got to be worth at least a fibre

I'd pay a tenor.

Possible to collect from Savile Row?

I think we should allow this thread to unwind now.

All will be raveled.

Of course, bigtwine just had to attach another comment. :)

Biff - take that you Twine!

I thought this had been forcotton about

It should be weft to fade away, but a few warped people won't weave it alone.

Shuttle yer mouths!

Would love to buy, but frayed I can't afford it.

How many twines are people going to re-post these puns?

Oops...

I've just about had my filament

Don't worry, this thread is rayon the way out...

you can just flax off matey

Ok i've dibs and pm'd the seller
as soon as he drops me a textile buy it

Weave had that one before as well.

thread clothesed

Don't try to trestle this up as worthwhile.

I was travelling on the train away up north from Watford and asked the chap next to me where this place was- he said " 's Tring"