In the news

Almost definitely fake but:
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/04/20/new-age-terrorists-develop-homeopathic-bomb/

My lectures are boring, cos I've done them b4

Yeh, almost certainly a joke. Probably. I would say. All things being equal.

I think we are experiencing a homeopathic bomb right now.

I think I'm dead!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11715577

Waterboarding eh?

When we were kids we used to get skateboards and take the wheels/trucks off. They would then be used on ice/shallow snow down hills. This is not waterboarding...

Almost definitely fake but:
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/04/20/new-age-terrorists-develop-homeopathic-bomb/

My lectures are boring, cos I've done them b4

Yeh, almost certainly a joke. Probably. I would say. All things being equal.

You can't really tell, what with the hints at irony being so diluted. It reminded me a little of some all of my posts.

Bit of a slow news day, was it?

I mean really, FFS

Yes, silly. But if you want to see a bunch of sentient, mature people acting in a senile, immature way, look no further than the tube. It's staggering to see how the inability to cut somebody a favour and move aside, instead insisting on barging through to save mere seconds from a journey, results in the selfish 'me first' mentality which causes delay to everyone.

Well don't worry - the BBC has come to the rescue! Everything will be fine from now on!

The journalist(s) could have been picking their nose or something and it would have been a more productive use of their time IMHO.

They have indeed - the 'getting the flow' diagram will save us all.

The tube's gotta be up there for most overcrowded. It's not the worse at all, but it's gotta be up there. Cos the capacity of the trains is very low.

-an unfounded conjecture

--a tautologous remark

I've seen photos of people in Japan pushing commuters onto trains to squeeze them in - they haven't quite got to that stage in London.... yet

Won't be long.
Still, something will be blamed, like the wrong gauge of track or wrong type of winter or something, the gov will say it's Blair's fault and new labour will say it was Thatcher's fault.

All the time refusing to face the fact that the UK is overcrowded with humans...

Won't be long.
Still, something will be blamed, like the wrong gauge of track or wrong type of winter or something, the gov will say it's Blair's fault and new labour will say it was Thatcher's fault.

All the time refusing to face the fact that the UK is overcrowded with humans...

but if we don't have lots of people we can't pretend that we are having economic growth and economic growth is the most important thing in the world.

but if we don't have lots of people we can't pretend that we are having economic growth and economic growth is the most important thing in the world.

no mate house prices are the most important thing in the world

A good old plague would sort things right out

And a big fire.

Wouldn't the fire kill the plague?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11715577

Waterboarding eh?

When we were kids we used to get skateboards and take the wheels/trucks off. They would then be used on ice/shallow snow down hills. This is not waterboarding...

I'm kind of interested in giving it a go. Someone you know well and a safety word perhaps?

(Water boarding is rag over the face and water thing right)

A good old plague would sort things right out

Zombie thread that way >>>>>>>>>

'Green residents only' for new Stockholm district
http://www.thelocal.se/30112/20101109/

This report is maybe biased, but Swedes get borderline totalitarian now and then, for example the wacky 'Zero Vision'. So it goes with my bias and it's aiiight then.

RIOT

RIOT

Matthew Weaver has found this video footage of at least 200 protesters storming Millbank Tower, where Tory HQ is housed, shouting "Tory scum."

great work

There's going to be some amazing footage once they all get home and download the video from their iPhones...

I mean the police, as well as the students...