I hate

Nope... Im alternating the morphine with codeine at 3 hourly intervals... .hence the prune heavy diet.

Nope... Im alternating the morphine with codeine at 3 hourly intervals... .hence the prune heavy diet.

Bugger me with the rough end of a pineapple.

^^^ soup?

Could have it warm, doesn't have to be red hot.

Thought about this, but I only have thick broth types in the house. I'll buy cheap shit tomorrow.

cheap shit!? I aint talking no campbells here. that is Heinz my friend!

Balki - what's with the drugs/diet if you don't mind me asking that is?

I've been off the solids for 7 days... just starting to get more substantial food down in the last day or two

Saved by custard and Tapioca.

Weirdly, I cant fucking wait to be off the morphine. Feeling like a total dumbshit. Nodding off all the time.

Feel your pain, Andy.

Oh, and tinned prunes with double cream

Hello stranger..!
Yeah, come on... Spill the beans :}

Had laser surgery on my throat on Wed.

tonsilectomy
laser assisted uvula paletoplasty

basically chopped my dangly bit off in my throat, tonsils out and took 2 chunks out of my soft palate. I have sleep apnoea causing me to stop breathing during the night. If all goes to plan, this should allow me to actually sleep properly and functionn during the day. I've been a snoozy bastard for 20 years.

Hurts like fuck

Shit. Well, good luck with your recovery, and hopefully you'll be all fixed.

Thanks dude... on the improve now.

...Jack Daniels adverts. "ooh looks at us aren't we so quaint?" No. And you're bourbon, not a whiskey ffs.

French kissing a chick with breath like paint stripper.....trouble is ,they're the only ones who'll let me do it.

Who calls it french kissing? Do you make love as well?

...Jack Daniels adverts. "ooh looks at us aren't we so quaint?" No. And you're bourbon, not a whiskey ffs.

Actually it isn't bourbon...

Whatever, it's certainly not whiskey. But it's their adverts I can't stand.

Just out of interest what is it?

sigh

[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee_whiskey"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee_whiskey[/ame]

it is a whiskey. it's american whiskey made with rye and corn. bourbon has to be from kentucky to be called a bourbon.

Like the bourbon biscuits?

^ French

^ Like the kiss?

it is a whiskey. it's american whiskey made with rye and corn. bourbon has to be from kentucky to be called a bourbon.

Nope, bourbon can be made anywhere and still be called bourbon, just not "Kentucky Bourbon". I believe it is the % of corn and the distillation process that qualifies it as a bourbon...or not.

I hate Continental innertubes. I foolishly bought a big stack of them and have had about six in a row suffer from valve failure.

when people "spot" themselves.

THe apprentice. It's like shite panto with blatant manipulative edits.

I'll be watching for the next 28 weeks

My Job. Alot.

you forgot the sad face