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• #5252
religious nonsense.
some corkers:
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex???"
"God's last name is not "Dammit".
"People see God every day, they just don't recognize him. "
"Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman."
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• #5253
"Those who love their children care enough to discipline them."
WTF??
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• #5254
.... with the threat of alter boy duties...
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• #5255
new GAP logo. Pap innit
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• #5256
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• #5257
I hate selling stuff, that I then need a few weeks later
Why do I do this?
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• #5258
Abandonment issues. Classic case. Seek help.
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• #5259
Santander cunting bank!
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• #5260
songs with false endings
especially this one
YouTube - Elvis - Suspicious Minds
and elvis
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• #5261
I hate my brain
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• #5262
Scientology.
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• #5263
Virgin Media - I spent an hour on the phone today speaking to 10 people because they fucked up.
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• #5264
Fire drills.
God damned fucking waste of bastard shitting time.
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• #5265
New Gap logo is shite! Looks like a crap phone network or summat.
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• #5266
Fire drills.
Fresh air and a chance to pop to the shops.
ftfy
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• #5267
my neighbours
my blocked sinuses
everythingI’m exhausted today. Was woken AGAIN by the new neighbours upstairs. It’s the second night in a row and the maybe the fifth or sixth in the fortnight since they moved in. They had a party on the Saturday and Sunday the weekend they moved in, which we thought was fair enough… but when they started up again on the Monday night, thankfully someone else yelled at then and they finally shut up.
Then last Saturday they had party that went from 11 in the morning to 2am Sunday that was so loud we couldn’t even our hear the TV (we were in all day because my girlfriend was ill).
Think I finally dropped off about 1:30 last night and they work me up at 3:30 and continued crashing about, slamming doors and talking loudly with the window open will gone 4:30. After than I just never got back to sleep due to my totally fucked sinuses. Then this morning, thrashing about in a foul mood at the whole situation I managed to twist my shoulder. So right now I am in a pretty bad mood. I can’t breathe, smell, taste, have a headache, my face hurts and I’m totally knackered and my neck shoulder are all sore and stiff.
How can my sinuses be so completely blocked a to prevent breathing and make me feel like my face is going to burst but still allow a near constant flow of chloriney swimming pool water to gush out of my miserable face?
hate world,
take revenge soon
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• #5268
If you've not done so already, get some ear plugs. Srsly, you might be surprised how much they help
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• #5269
good point. i used to do this as a matter of course.
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• #5270
those big M&S posters with twiggy or danni monigue. fuck off!!
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• #5271
or cowboy up, knock on their door and tell them in no uncertain terms to keep it the fuck down, you selfish bunch of cnuts.
maybe take a knife.
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• #5272
my neighbours
my blocked sinuses
everythingI’m exhausted today. Was woken AGAIN by the new neighbours upstairs. It’s the second night in a row and the maybe the fifth or sixth in the fortnight since they moved in. They had a party on the Saturday and Sunday the weekend they moved in, which we thought was fair enough… but when they started up again on the Monday night, thankfully someone else yelled at then and they finally shut up.
Then last Saturday they had party that went from 11 in the morning to 2am Sunday that was so loud we couldn’t even our hear the TV (we were in all day because my girlfriend was ill).
Think I finally dropped off about 1:30 last night and they work me up at 3:30 and continued crashing about, slamming doors and talking loudly with the window open will gone 4:30. After than I just never got back to sleep due to my totally fucked sinuses. Then this morning, thrashing about in a foul mood at the whole situation I managed to twist my shoulder. So right now I am in a pretty bad mood. I can’t breathe, smell, taste, have a headache, my face hurts and I’m totally knackered and my neck shoulder are all sore and stiff.
How can my sinuses be so completely blocked a to prevent breathing and make me feel like my face is going to burst but still allow a near constant flow of chloriney swimming pool water to gush out of my miserable face?
hate world,
take revenge soon
call the cops and tell them that you can hear the people upstairs filling a bath with sand.
or that you can smell diesel and fertiliser from the upstairs flat.
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• #5273
ha
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• #5274
....or a cricket racquet.
A what?
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• #5275
y'know. like a golf bat.
I have pills for that. alas it doesnt stop me hating my job.