Epic fail

Chuckling myself silly here.

Cunt.

Anyway, on the subject of noodles, I am a 5 minute walk from Sainsbury's.

10p instant noodles. Stockpile them.

Oh and just incase the win isn't strong enough already...

Chicken flavour.

Anyway, on the subject of noodles, I am a 5 minute walk from Sainsbury's.

10p instant noodles. Stockpile them.

i bought so many tesco's own chicken flavour noodles I caused the store to raise the price by 1p. True story.

YouTube - segura rsrsrs Girl Yelling a Bizarre Chant Causes Lady to Crash Her Bike

I keep watching the crash, its beautiful.

Instant noodle sandwich is pretty good! Also, baked bean or mashed potato sarnies rule!

Ahh... Childhood memories :)

try crispbread, butter and a folded cold pancake

Didnt know where to put this. Cracked me up.

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Instant noodle sandwich is pretty good! Also, baked bean or mashed potato sarnies rule!

Ahh... Neglected, abusive Childhood memories :)

ftfy

There's a big difference between a home made lasagne sandwich and that thing from Tesco.
It looks bauff.

There's a big difference between a home made lasagne sandwich and that thing from Tesco.

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going no-handed down by the river in richmond on the way back from richmond park laps, ran over a squirrel. i so very nearly stacked it, win that i didnt stack, fail that i hurt a squirrel :(

Unsure if 'win' or 'fail' but whilst on the very last section of a charity cycle ride from Glasgow to Edinburgh last Sunday two young kids heckled our party as we cycled past. The two kids racing along beside us, the kid in front, so busy was he laughing and hurling abuse in our general direction he failed to notice the kerb fast approaching. He smashed into it, his speed unchecked, in one fell swoop no part of his body was in contact with his bike,he performed a save though hence win or fail. Undecided, after a long day it made me roar with the laughter. Funnier even than if he had stacked. Excellent.

looks like my mums muff

Well, as it happens my sport of choice is iron-distance triathlon.

Stopped reading after that. No offence, but in my line of work, this normally precludes some absolute bollocks about being able to feel resistance on bearings on some brand new wheels ("Nah mate, I do ironman distances, I can feel that on my bike"), or being angry about not knowing the weight of bar tape ("Nah mate, I do ironman distances, the weight is totally important"), or being somehow worth special treatment in some way ("Can I not get 10% more discount off these shoes that are already 50% off? I do ironman distances you know!!")

Again, I'm sure you're not a prick, but this my prejudice and I'm sticking to it.

ha!

win that i didnt stack, fail that i hurt a squirrel :(

Fail that you didn't get squirrel sandwich for your dinner.

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Again, I'm sure you're not a prick, but this my prejudice and I'm sticking to it.

Ha... a pretty fair prejudice mostly. For my part, I know nothing about bikes and don't claim that I do (I joined up here in the possibly misguided hope that I might learn something useful). However, along with most other triathletes I probably do need quite a lot of special treatment - I think it's to do with too much chlorine bleaching my social skills.

going no-handed down by the river in richmond on the way back from richmond park laps, ran over a squirrel. i so very nearly stacked it, win that i didnt stack, fail that i hurt a squirrel :(

If you hit the squirrel in London then it was a grey squirrel and you arguably did the nation's biodiversity a service. Well done.

Crisp sandwiches are good, but you wouldn't serve them to guests.

They are not 'win'.

I like to fill my mouth with ham sometimes.

This also isn't 'win'.

General Lucifer likes his mouth to be stuffed with pork? Sounds like a win to me!

going no-handed down by the river in richmond on the way back from richmond park laps, ran over a squirrel. i so very nearly stacked it, win that i didnt stack, fail that i hurt a squirrel :(

it was probably a well trained attack squirrel that was trying to take you down. just watch your back, once they've established a target they rarely miss.

Inappropriately dressed DIY woman is back! This week: Sawing

She seems to have taken on board the shoe criticism for her last outing, between that and the short camo skirt it's all a bit Lara Croft.

Can anyone work out what she's saying at 2:10? I'm having problems concentrating on her voice.

She was so busy flashing the cleavage that she forgot to explain how to keep the saw square while you cut, which is kind of the whole point of the exercise.

And not that that''s a set square anyway (c.f. kid's pencil case), it's a try square.

using a finger to 'guide' the saw is particularly dumb IMO.