Confess about your geared ride

and that clip & strap.

and those dumbfuck shifters.
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er.........and those few pounds

Lose that bloody seat pack.

Err, to carry tube, gas and levers

and the anatomics.
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Err, hence why I wrote, 'need to get some new bars'

and that clip & strap.

Err, the day I take advice off someone who can't even change a tyre and gets all his bike 'knowledge' from the meganet is the day I give up on life

and those dumbfuck shifters.
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Err, they are fine for me and period to the frame

er.........and those few pounds

From the bike or my guts?

guts, you fat fnck :)

Your Mrs likes my rotund figure ;-)

yeah, likes taking the piss out of it :p

Amusingly retro. Love the quaint tyres: "Veloflex"?
Must be a challenge for you on such a huge frame...

What did cuntface say?

which one?

The old cunt from Chester, the one who got slapped up by a scouser in his youth and can't get over it......

Bike looks nice Graham. My new roadbike has the same groupset, all 600 tricolor except brakes, levers and cranks which are 105. Works well.

What did cuntface say?

He says you're lovely.

Err, to carry tube, gas and levers

That's what pockets are for you melt!

And gas? Are you a dentist or something?

Just because you and Ed produce enough to cause global warming doesn't mean we can all just stick a rubber tube up our arse and inflate 29er wheels on demand.

i was wobbling towards getting a seat pack. not anymore....

Gas cartridges are for the lazy and week.

Clearly your just far more practised at that reciprocating arm action than I am.