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• #802
An athiest dyslexic, does not believe in DOG.
(Apologies if your dyslexic and sensitive) My mate is, (dyslexic) and he is a Structural Engineer.
I was working on his place in France... Lorry pulls up...
Me "fuck me, thats a lot of wood"
Him "yeah"We ordered 14 beams.
(or so I thought) Mr Dyslexic actually ordered 114 !!!!!! now that is funny...and the french bastards, made him have em too...
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• #803
Metro today p.4
"two women have been left ill by a health drink spiked with horse tranquiliser ... ... The pair are in (a) stable condition in hospital"
I kid ye not. Quality pun-age.
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• #804
Metro today p.4
"two women have been left ill by a health drink spiked with horse tranquiliser ... ... The pair are in (a) stable condition in hospital"
I kid ye not. Quality pun-age.
Nothing like a little light humour to take the edge off attempted rape.
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• #805
BBC London news tonight.
- Bojo discussing his commitmennt to transport infrastructure, paritcularly the tube, bus, and crossrail... and the obvious budgetary pressures on other programs such as cycling. WAC
- Protesters removed from the square outside of parlaiment and relocated ONE meter. I found it particularly moving hearing the dreadlock protester speak of the costs of the war... human casualties and also the destruction of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. ROFL!
- Apparently you can pay people to hang out with you now too.
WTFF!
- Bojo discussing his commitmennt to transport infrastructure, paritcularly the tube, bus, and crossrail... and the obvious budgetary pressures on other programs such as cycling. WAC
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• #806
BBC London news tonight.
- Bojo discussing his commitmennt to transport infrastructure, paritcularly the tube, bus, and crossrail... and the obvious budgetary pressures on other programs such as cycling. WAC
Of course there's a budgetary pressures on 'cycling', he's the one who cut the budget!
- Bojo discussing his commitmennt to transport infrastructure, paritcularly the tube, bus, and crossrail... and the obvious budgetary pressures on other programs such as cycling. WAC
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• #807
For anyone who's ever lost a fiver...
Federal Reserve cannot account for 9 trillion dollars in off balance sheet transactions.
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• #808
For anyone who's ever lost a fiver...
Federal Reserve cannot account for 9 trillion dollars in off balance sheet transactions.
That woman had DEFINITELY just walked in off the street to take a pee, opened the wrong door and tried to bluff it.
If she was genuinely the person who was supposed to know then she hadn't done her homework.
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• #809
Yep... she burned badly.
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• #810
I think the women in the grey suit who leans toward her at 1.50 says "eat shit".
I reckon burning badly was her remit. Playing silly buggers
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• #814
Can't believe that police officer is not facing criminal charges for Ian Tomlinson's death. Digusted
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• #815
James Cracknell fractures skull in Arizona truck crash - The adventurer James Cracknell was rushed to hospital with head injuries after being knocked off his bicycle by a truck during an attempt to cross America.
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• #816
Nothing like a little light humour to take the edge off attempted rape.
They were at a school (or something similar) fete apparently. On the same day Pisti was posting his own use of Aloe Vera on his shiny red Phil Mitchell bonce. NWO evidence right there.
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• #817
Quoted for truth:
The Olympic rowing champion suffered a fractured skull, a gash to the back of his head and bruising to his brain after being hit him from behind on a quiet strip of road in Arizona.
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• #818
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/23/trafigura-dutch-fine-waste-export
rather hilarious that amsterdam wanted 500,000 euros to dispose of the shit properly, IC were paid 18,500 euro and now trafigura have paid $198 million (http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L13338152.htm) to the Ivorian govt, and this 1 million euro fine, plus probably millions fighting the legal cases.
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• #819
This cunt was in my year at school! We were on the school tennis team together!
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154202664
Hope he gets battered the NONCE cunt! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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• #820
Classic comment on that article:
#8
23 July 2010 19:29:55
This is ****ING SICK as soon as he gets out, he will probably carry on doing it, best thing for paedophile's is to be locked up for good, the sentence is a right **** take tbh, courts are too easy on cunts like this nowadays :/ thats whats annoyed me the most
Spot the swear word that was not censored. And in what sense is this person a "Miley Cyrus" fan? The good, wholesome sense I am sure.
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• #821
This cunt was in my year at school! We were on the school tennis team together!
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154202664
Hope he gets battered the NONCE cunt! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Was he the kid most likely to be a paedo ? Was it obvious?
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• #822
We were on the school tennis team together!
G you played tennis?
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• #823
How good are you at horse polo G?
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• #825
Was he the kid most likely to be a paedo ? Was it obvious?
Well, it takes all kinds but how can you spot a 'paedo' at the age of 11-16?
He was a bit of a posh twat though, or atleast his family thought they were
He never had a bird at school though, seems he had other leanings
: o
Omnipotence is at stake here, they must reconsider their position, to say that a god cannot do anything is to render the god mortal, by definition the term 'god' includes the power to trade in shares.
I will call up Rowan Williams and see what his take on this is.
Actually I am no more anti-deity than I am anti-yoghurt monster, I am a theological noncognitivist not an anti-deist, although I might get down with a little bit of anti-theism (ok, a lot of anti-theism)I am certainly not against gods, I don't hold any real opinions on 'gods' (whatever they might be).
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