Foffa Bikes

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She'd blow up like a waterbomb if she didnt make it in time.

might end up with a shrink wrapped poo instead.

never look a horse mouth in the gifts

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No need to be sexist. At least my picture was of a man (Dave Grohl).

^lol

the people who liked the bikes...were just plain pleased with the product they had bought.

So we can be confident that people who know nothing about bikes, and have never ridden a fixed/singlespeed before, like Foffas. Well, if you put me on a £50 supermarket BMX, I'd tell you it was the best BMX I've ever ridden, the only difference being that I know enough about bikes in general to realise how shit it is. Foffa's satisfied customers are on their first grown-up bike, or maybe have upgraded to a Foffa from a BSO, so they're bound to be happy - they don't know any better.

they're bound to be happy - they don't know any better.

nope, but you can't blame them for it

and on that note, +1 to what object said

No need to be sexist. At least my picture was of a man (Dave Grohl).

You trying to tell me Cherie Blair isn't a man?

This thread is descending into anarchy...

Thank fuck for that...

Foofa cake

ha. this is where the real Foffa is at anyway...

http://www.glasgowfgss.com/discussion/1221/foffa-bikes/

Same antics on the Glasvegas forum resulted in a pretty similar situation to the one here... try and spam your reputation and get is spat back in your face regardless. Forum shouldn't be for commercial marketing and genuine traders should have more sense than to try.

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I just spotted my first foffa. Baby blue ftw.

Foooooffas = Looooooofas

Sorry, I meant to ignore all this, but couldn't resist it.

** returns to lurking **

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don't look at me look at the hand look at the hand foffa bikes are great you need one now

So has anyone (except harry, who works in another bike shop which surely makes him just as suspisious as the posting only about foffa's and possibly bribed) had anything bad to say about their foffa bike?

Is this a thread where basically the only 2 people who have experienced the bikes recently (wicksie and harry) are instantly discountable whilst everyone else is talking about something they've actually not tried?!

I've got an idea why don't all the people who've not riden one shut up and this thread can die of the bottom of the page like it's supposed to?

#nowproudowneroffoffabike

Did you even bother reading the thread Louis?

One of your very own polo buddies had something to say about how poorly a foffa that he saw was put together.

i thought it was a thread where people bitched about the poor quality of a £60 (or free) bike.

Its a bit like a thread slating the nutritional content of an out of date pot noodle

Can I have a free bike? I promise to say it's amazing.

i will to, i'll put pictures of me on names and faces doing mad tricks

Saw a girl on one this morning, yellow with blue tyres. Might have been green, the tyres could have been red actually. Or green tyres? Pick a combo.

alanis morissette used to be a man called alan moris.