Fact of the day

Dutch people aren't from Dutchland, thats Germany. Don't tell them though, since the war they've been oblivious.

Potholes are made by breeding voles. The term "potholes" comes from Cockney rhyming slang.

Testosterone levels in men from the north of England is generally 25% lower than the levels found in female London lawyers.

The chances that you die on your way to the corner-shop to buy a lottery ticket is greater than your chance of winning it.

The Speaker of the House of Commons is not allowed to speak nor is he common.

Australian football was invented by bored cricketers.

Lambeth is the angriest borough in Britain according to a study by the British Association of Anger Management.

An Emo is a baby Emu.

Lambeth is the angriest borough in Britain according to a study by the British Association of Anger Management.

I can vouch for that you cunt

lambeth is the angriest borough in britain according to a study by the british association of anger management.

fact!

The tories like to stay up all night.

When aged 8 years old Margaret Thatcher once danced with Molly Sugden.

David Cameron buys his underpants at shirtmakers TM Lewin.

The chances that you die on your way to the corner-shop to buy a lottery ticket is greater than your chance of winning it.

Good thing i play online then. Take that, death!!

Prince Philip goes commando

4% of American women do not own any underwear.

Underwear libraries were first established in San Francisco in 1934. They were not successful.

Prince Philip goes commando

Prince Albert does not have a Prince Albert.

I checked.

Richard Brautigan left his estate to found a Library for Unpublished Books just like the library in his book, The Abortion, a love story of America. The library folded due to lack of funds shortly before the advent of the internet, a medium that could have achieved his goal. Richard Brautigan committed suicide.

Prince Albert does not have a Prince Albert.

I checked.

I suspect that they left it off his memorial for the sake of public decency - or should that be pubic decency?

Barbie's boyfriend Ken was not sold in India until recently because it clashed with the traditional arranged marriage.

Ken's girlfriend Barbie was not sold in India until recently because it clashed with the traditional arranged marriage.

Ken's boyfriend Bobby was not sold in India until recently because it clashed with the traditional arranged marriage

Barbie's girlfriend ... oh, you get the idea.

Good thing i play online then. Take that, death!!