Fact of the day

Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

The atomic weight of Cobalt is 58.9332.
fact.

It's 58.9 exactly. I heard it in a ghost documentry.

who you gonna call??

it's been sunny for two days now
FACT

Except at night time.

oops my bad
you are correct sir
although the moon has been very bright these last few nights

Definitely, woke up this morning and it was bright orange, very cool indeed!

Barbie's boyfriend Ken sold well to a niche market in India because he is a eunuch.

Matel asked Twitter, what Barbie's next job should be. The next barbie is going to be a 'computer engineer'.

Roy C Sullivan, sort-of famous for being struck by lightning seven times and surviving, also hit grizzly bears with a sticks on 27 separate occasions.

If you google 'Google' the internet goes inside out.

Roy C Sullivan, sort-of famous for being struck by lightning seven times and surviving, also hit grizzly bears with a sticks on 27 separate occasions.

Didn't he kill himself, because he was shunned by a woman he really wanted to knob?

he did, the unlucky fucker.

Fact ^

The 7th strike was his attempt at getting nature to do it for him - rowed out into a lake and held a fishing rod up in the air. Sure enough he was struck, but it just burned off all his hair. And eyebrows. Again.

Then he was attacked by a grizzly.

Later he shot himself in the stomach.

Poor guy.

That feeling in your stomach and muscles is just the slow steady pull of death.

nah, its the steady pull of Navasana.

Welsh was invented in 1973 by a computer engineer from CERN.

Decomposition is just the process of splitting your body into parts that will sell easier and make more cash in the long run.

Elton John has an O-level in home economics.

The Romans had a version of Facebook. Slaves would deliver slate tablets with their owners' messages to be hung on a wall by the forum, and return to relay the statuses the they read there. Wealthy landowners would recruit workers for their farms by this method.

I think they poked each other quite alot too

They all knew one fucking lazy bastard that spent all day posting the results of the facebook quizzes that meant you got updates every five fucking minutes too.

it's been sunny for two days now
FACT

Except at night time.

oops my bad
you are correct sir
although the moon has been very bright these last few nights

he said days, not night, bloody plastic paddies...

he said days, not night, bloody plastic paddies...

But I convinced him he was wrong by confidently stating something that was incorrect. People study for years at law school to acquire that skill!