Bicycle Haikus!

I know what you seek
Katy Price Biography
read you like a book

In spite of protests,
You'll often find me sat here,
Watching hardcore porn.

Did I just say that?
Shit! Secret life revealed.
A pervert I am...

Truth is out at last
Your nork fetish disgusts me
I'm more arse and thighs

Today riding in,
A copper called C Hunt wrote
My first RLJ ticket

So these are.... Bikus?
I can't believe no-one has mentioned that before.

Mooks, why watch dull porn
When we have a thread called
Glossy girls on bikes?

Today riding in,
A copper called C Hunt wrote
My first RLJ ticket

I don't want to have to be
the one to tell you mother.

sincerly, c. hunt

Is there such a thread?
Think it must have passed me by.
Are you quite sure Clive?

Maybe the thread is
More appropriately named
Girls on glossy bikes

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23699853-details/Thousands+enter+comp+Seeking+haikus+for+London+Can+you+do+better/article.do

^ It's extremely unfair to London to be posting this here, but hey. :)

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23699853-details/Thousands+enter+comp+Seeking+haikus+for+London+Can+you+do+better/article.do

So English haikus
Are allowed more syllables?
ThisisLondon cunts

Locking my back wheel
And gliding like I'm flying
then back to cadence

relentless towards
the new eastern rising sun
Dunwich Dynamo

relentless towards
monumental ancient site
Rolling To The Stones

I told her i rode
eighty two inch
but she just laughed. Cow.

that hill was so steep
i think that i broke my lungs
my legs hurt also

Riding the fixed makes
Me feel like my dog after he
has gone to get done

Epididymis
Chemically inflamed again;
Balls to the tube though.

This is my all time
favorite thread on the web
much insanity.

Buttock wound seeping
Months of inactivity
Weight and unfitness

yes. all well and good.
but are you
coming down the fucking track?

( i hate writing haikus)

Worn out cleats oh joy
Landing on my face... it hurts
Face like a balloon