"Because you don't fucking know me"

How do you get to know people?

I find a rough shag up the shitter usually helps speed the process along.

cleft has not made any friends yet

Res ipsa loquitor

First thing I thought when I saw the title:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv-bFQFDwRA

Reading greasy's story. I cant help but think that, if it were me, I'd likely of ended up humiliated, beaten, and with my bike stepped on.

Not with a 10% voucher for a downhill weekend, having gotten away scott free for calling someone a fatty.

Respect ;)

ffs.

magnum negotium

magnum negotium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOMj5HrhHy4

'hong kong phooey' tag is 531!

cleft has not made any friends yet

True, glory holes can be a bit impersonal.

Reading greasy's story. I cant help but think that, if it were me, I'd likely of ended up humiliated, beaten, and with my bike stepped on.

Not with a 10% voucher for a downhill weekend, having gotten away scott free for calling someone a fatty.

Respect ;)

ha!

I just smiled and shock my head in that condescending "dear oh Dear" way

Also throw in some good body contact. When he told me about how all cyclists shouldn't be on the road a did the head back chuckle and gave him a reassuring hand on the shoulder, telling him i know what he means.

He jumped a little at first then you could see the tension leave him

If he had flipped and got ugly i would have had to pull out some special moves to contain the hispanic man tank. god damn arms on him!!

cleft has not made any friends yet

True, glory holes can be a bit impersonal.

Dovvles told me he left his mark in his own way

I hate this sort of thing, I know exactly the feeling that this sort of situation gives you, a feeling of helplessness 'why won't you just listen to me instead of jumping down my throat, you stupid stupid fuck' ... that whole thing where people just assume you're knocking them or being aggressive toward them, when you're not, that seems to be a product of their own inner anger reflected onto you.

I'm certain I've had something similar happen to me. And I have to say, they're always nutters, people stupefied by their own shit lives who can't actually decipher when someone is being positive and when someone isn't, they just basically want a ruck with the world all the fucking time, and whatever you say to them you just look like a do-gooder middle class softy in the true Beano sense of the word.

repped.

This has happened to me countless times, really! You describe it well, so many people in auto-aggression mode. Girl gang's are by far the worst for this.

A lot of times however, people use it merely as an opportunity to start a fight/rob someone. This is more the case with young blokes. Older blokes who are like this are more like crackheads with serious psychological issues. But the teenage girl-gang types really really are suspicious of everything. Just looking their way is a deep insult.

VB

That is indeed how i met her.

Ive witnessed the magic of DJ for all of a few hours, and can testify that this incident perfectly demonstrates his incredible powers of casual lady-catching.

It is a shame his powers do not transfer very well into multi platform commuter relations.

should have stabbed him in the eye tbh...

well...
not really, he's just another cuntflap, simple as.

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Mike Strutter always has the answer:

http://noolmusic.com/my_video/mike_strutter_-_viaggro_-_comedy_video.php

so thats what happened to dennis pennis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v654Jh5Z9uI

Need!

A man can build a thousand bridges and may never be known as a bridge builder. But if he sucks one cock, he will always be known as a cocksucker.

Gold. 24 carat gold.

win!!

I'd forgotten how much I used to love Dennis Pennis.

Ha! Love the Demi Moore bit at the end

A man can build a thousand bridges and may never be known as a bridge builder. But if he sucks one cock, he will always be known as a cocksucker.

I think he would still be called a bridge builder