"Because you don't fucking know me"

Need!

Ha! ;]

I genuinely think the rain makes people more aggressive..especially car drivers...I wonder why.

I thought I was actually going to get beaten up last night - as in, I was really quite scared for the first time that it might happen since he tried to drive into me and then got out of his van (don't give me any sympathy - I did provoke him a little bit). But I had to laugh when he trawled out his stock abusive phrases and started shouting at me "I bet you fucking suck cock!"...

Now that did make me laugh. Its up there with calling a bloke wanker.

I long for better insults - Did you dress in the dark? Now the fashion police as that outfit is a crime to my eyes.

I've used "Do I know you, mate? Fuck off then" many times... It's a thing...

I think it's a reactive reflex because he is scared...

Putting the angry mood out there first so you can't better it, other than actually hitting the guy.

Basically just keep to your self and don't back those scared peeps into a corner!!

Ha! Love the Demi Moore bit at the end

Me too! And when he says to Damon Hill about meeting him "[there's] never a dull moment... it's continuous"! Amazing.

I think it's a reactive reflex because he is scared...

Putting the angry mood out there first so you can't better it, other than actually hitting the guy.

Basically just keep to your self and don't back those scared peeps into a corner!!

It's the quiet ones you've gotta watch out for... In those situations you tend to wake up in a pool of your own blood/teeth/faeces five minutes later anyway... ;]

Ever since this thread appeared I've had that fucking Armand Van Helden track in my brain - many thanks

shit, i was gonna post that

weird notions such as civility, community etc

I still do this, I grew up in the country, have been here /cycled here every day for 14 years and I still go around naively saying hello to people expecting them to day hello back.....miserable fuckers

How to freak people out step 1 say good morning and wish people a good day.

Step 2. Smile at everyone.

Stiffled LOL at 'Supleme'

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