Amazingly bad bike related article in the Daily Fail

Done Marco.

HTFU also.

Apparently she'll sue anyone who edits her Wikipedia page. I await a letter from her lawyers.

ha ha ha that is gold, surely this weapon should have a blog not a slot in a daily rag? maybe she could explain the terrible accident that happened to her when someone set fire to face and put it out with a spade before force feeding her

I see her angle on cyclists though. If only she knew 98% of all violent criminals are found to have traces of bread in their system. I think we should publicly behead all fucking bakers!

and why stop there!!!

Done Marco.

HTFU also.

I did harden up, that's why it's not safe for me at work.

Apparently she'll sue anyone who edits her Wikipedia page. I await a letter from her lawyers.

That's just encouraged 100 people to cut it up..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petronella_Wyatt

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Wyatt, whose hobby is singing and lyric-writing, loves to sing Cole Porter; and her party trick is to make three apples and a medium sized passion fruit disappear with her hands behind her back, which she performed for Norman Lamont’s birthday

I should get her around for party. thats some trick

takesabow

She appears to be a neo-Nazi now.

Known as "Pasty"..

Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I dont do my research properly.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I went diving for nazi gold.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I got a job at the daily mail really easily.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I live in Nw8.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I went into a bike shop and just said 'give me the most expensive one'
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt

Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I dont do my research properly.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I went diving for nazi gold.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I got a job at the daily mail really easily.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I live in Nw8.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I went into a bike shop and just said 'give me the most expensive one'
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt

looks likes robins a liar

it keeps changing? i think she is editing it back ha ha ha ha

Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I dont do anything properly.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I went diving for my family fortune.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I got a job at the daily mail because I slept with Paul Dacre.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I live in sin.
Hi I'm Petronella Wyatt and I'm a bike

fixed

LFGSS backlash in full effect.

Wyatts real passion in life is Fixed gear bike tricks, her backward circles, bar spins and bunny hops; all taught by her equally able mother, often light up dull Labour party gatherings. sadly the hefty weight gain and accident that disfigured her face put paid to any sponsorship deals. the Swagger Fixie bike is now safely in the garage and more time is dedicated to her other passions, trying to find porky TV Chef - James Martins tiny penis, knitting, biscuit making, Nazi loving and writing armature blog quality articles for the Daily Fail

^ Hero

At least Boris has good taste, it seems.

im getting uncomfortably aroused...

She has made it all so clear for me! I shall burn my bicycles and drive everywhere instead now. I can't believe what a total selfish cunt I've been being.
I once saw some CCTV footage of a mugger who was clearly wearing trousers, so I'll be burning those too, and campaigning to have them banned.

Has she not considered (I expect she doesn't actually consider much) that someone might have purposely attacked her mother? If I found out someone had bred with 'The Voice Of Reason' and brought up a smug, cunty shit like dear Petronella, I would be pretty tempted to have a pop. Just saying, like.

I bet she is nice but dim.
What a berkshire hunt.

Known as "Pasty"..

"pesty"

I think her chain may be a little slack, and: are those stunt pegs I see on the front axle?????

I like that Daily Mash T shirt - 'The Daily Mail - like spending 20 minutes in a mental hospital'

hhaha whos editing it now? thats gold!

Half of the St Pauls girls I've met are like this.

Half of the St Pauls girls I've met are like this.

My St. Pauls schooled 'tother half agrees.

Known for her direct and playful interview style, Wyatt got proposed Labour Minister for Women Janet Anderson to say that under a Labour Government women would be more promiscuous; and Denis Healey to regret that as the interview had gone on for so long, there was now no time for some Rumpy Pumpy.

Lols