Amazingly bad bike related article in the Daily Fail

Balki,

that's put me right off my shreddies !

...

After three days, disgusted with myself and unwilling to commit manslaughter, I rode on to the kerb - deliberately, of course - and fell down. I hailed a taxi and put my bike in it, to the annoyance of the driver. 'Take me home,' I bleated to the driver. I have never cycled since.

She's spent the last half decade trying (and failing) to cash in on her affair with Boris. No surpise to find a pic of him in the article then.

Balki,

that's put me right off my shreddies !

You couldnt make it up, could you... Bojo, FFS!

mind = boggled.

She's spent the last half decade trying (and failing) to cash in on her affair with Boris. No surpise to find a pic of him in the article then.

I think I'd rather do Boris.

:(

well quite clearly she needs a license
who guys up the wrong way down a one way street
stupid cunt

Petronella

the clues are all there people

puts on tin foil hat…

I hope she stubs her toe.

I hope her car has a flat tyre and when she goes for the spare, its a space saver and she experiences poor ride quality as a result.

tap, spoon in sink.
and all the other mild curses...

I hope her mum leaves butter scrapes in her jar of marmite, puts it back on the shelf.

WAC!

Nasty old biddy.

I hope someone puts the instant coffee spoon in the sugar, thereby contaminating it with Nescafe granules.

I hope she's listening to Spotify and a piss-poor and annoying advert comes up next just when she's expecting to hear her favourite song.

I also hope she'll sell me that Pashley Poppy for a song.

I hope she has a really good date with that cunt James Martin.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1222652/PETRONELLA-WYATT-How-I-dived-Nazi-treasure-Hitlers-captive-counterfeiters.html

Nazi.
Holy shit Balki! That link should come with a health warning! I did not need to see that.

I hope she awakes tomorrow morning to find mice have been at the muesli.

Holy shit Balki! That link should come with a health warning! I did not need to see that.

er... yeah.

I didnt actually get past the headline. Those pics were news to me.

Anyway, I dont give a fuck about this woman or her shitty little article. I hope her mum is ok though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petronella_Wyatt

edit edit edit

Over 40 and lives with her mum ffs!

"Bicyclists on the other hand, are heroes of the highways."

• Petronella Wyatt
  
  

"To many of us, there is something intrinsically endearing, about bicycles."

• Petronella Wyatt
  
  

"No one could deny that many motorists drive irresponsibly and that every year cyclists lose their lives tragically and needlessly as a result."

• Petronella Wyatt
  
  

"a year ago I bought a Pashley with a dinky wicker basket."

• Petronella Wyatt
  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1222652/PETRONELLA-WYATT-How-I-dived-Nazi-treasure-Hitlers-captive-counterfeiters.html

Nazi.

I was quite turned on...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1222652/PETRONELLA-WYATT-How-I-dived-Nazi-treasure-Hitlers-captive-counterfeiters.html

Nazi.

edit with NSFW...

Rumour has it that she was driving the lorry that nearly Borised Boris (allegedly)