Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Unless its brakeless, in which case its fawked up.

steering with your nads FTW

Looks like a practical town bike to me. I thought it had a 'pedal-backwards-slowey-downy-thing'*

(*currenty learning bike terminology from Balki)

Footbrakes? possibley, not sure what they look like to be honest so couldn't say. For a town bike I'd have been tempted to fit a front brake, and would have designed it around something other than the lights to make it a bit less gimicky.

It's probably not as bad as I made out, and its never going to win many friends on here is it :)

Pig ugly though :)

It'll be a coaster brake, stop pissing your pants.

Is there a rifle hidden in the top tube Jackal stylez?

Haha! or perhaps baguette carrying capability for trips to the patisserie?

Footbrakes? possibley, not sure what they look like to be honest so couldn't say. For a town bike I'd have been tempted to fit a front brake, and would have designed it around something other than the lights to make it a bit less gimicky.

It's probably not as bad as I made out, and its never going to win many friends on here is it :)

Pig ugly though :)

Anything with lots of built in components, that cant be upgraded or changed is never going to go down well on a bike forum ;)

Should have a front brake really. But I get the impression its meant to be cable free.

Polo mallet compartment?

You might want to patent that

Anti porn or just fancy diadrant-ish forks on back to front? Sorry if I am missing something...

Anti porn or just fancy diadrant-ish forks on back to front? Sorry if I am missing something...

I'm going with B2F.

Fork rake looks fine, even if it took a funny route to get there

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surely they are bent and flipped regular forks?

yes they are

Fork rake looks fine, even if it took a funny route to get there

My eyes say the rake would be the same if the fork was reversed. But your line says otherwise.

headache inducing optical illusion, or Hetchins style damping system?

@the squared bike:

you dont want to know how much this bike weights... i lifted it at a exibition where it was. and its named the "bauhaus"-bike, dont wanna say more...

@the squared bike:

you dont want to know how much this bike weights... i lifted it at a exibition where it was. and its named the "bauhaus"-bike, dont wanna say more...

Might be a tad lighter if you lifted it at an exhibition where it wasn't.

http://static.londonfgss.com/attachments/19172d1261147292-img_0707.jpg

I am so sorry,but in my opinion this has to stay in the antiporn....
sorry again to the owner!!

surely they are bent and flipped regular forks?

yes they are

defo, the dropouts are backwards

http://static.londonfgss.com/attachments/19172d1261147292-img_0707.jpg

I am so sorry,but in my opinion this has to stay in the antiporn....
sorry again to the owner!!

It ticks all the boxes, but remember, the sum can be greater than the thing of it's bits, or something.

harsh

I normaly think Pauls cranks look a bit shit but those look really good on that.

The wheels and bars look shit.

Oh and I like the brake.

i think the crank suits it too

i like the bike, nothing wrong with it at all. not what i'd chose but it's not my bike.

http://static.londonfgss.com/attachments/19172d1261147292-img_0707.jpg

I am so sorry,but in my opinion this has to stay in the antiporn....
sorry again to the owner!!

playintodacrowd

This is certainly a repost - maybe even a recent one. However, this monstrousity is actually for sale in Selfridges, which means that people might actually buy it (didn't catch the price, not cheap I imagine).

Those are the lights in the scaffold tube that someone has mounted in place of the top tube btw. And its a brakeless...

They've been sold in the Netherlands for a while. They are quite cheap over there. It's an alu frame (I'm pretty sure) so a lot less like a scafold tube than a Charge Plug. And is it really brakeless, or just running a coaster brake?