Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Re fuckin´post.

Rider of above bike:

ha!

sam doman, 3 Pengys in one post, well done

1: Top tube pad
2: Risers/track stem combo
3: Risers on a lo pro
4: saddle angle
5: seat post the wrong length - to be total porn with those posts, you have to seek out the shortest one that can be used without going above the limit line, not the longest one that doesn't encroach on the aero section
6: cable adjuster on the gear lever boss
7: chain guard
8: bear trap pedals
9: half toe clips
10: "magic gear" which isn't actually magic, check the alignment of the qr nut and the dropout
11: fake Turbo saddle
12: unmatched tyres
13: rear valve stem too long
14: 36h F / 32h R spoke count fail. The other way round might have been acceptable.

haha ! fucking dominated

sam doman, 3 Pengys in one post, well done

Apparently it ain`t much of a stretch to work out a couple of days worth of pics on FG Gallery to find 6 or so.
But, yeah, all worthy of pengy-title

Good old FGG

http://fixedgeargallery.com/2009/nov/3/EstebanFranco-1.jpg

scrapper bike

Ewwww

pukes electricity on everyone elses cocks

Surely a polo bike, no?

it is a polo bike but please don't call me Shirley

Ah - I rarely bother reading text on FGG so if it's a polo bike I apologise.

[FONT=arial][SIZE=2]In the pictures I took the= wheels are in scraper status for the theme "Where's Waldo?" for an up= coming San Jose Bike Party![/SIZE][/FONT]

Not a polo bike, just a shitbox tarted up for a party ;)

In the week, when there's no polo, this bike works part time as a windmill

In the week, when there's no polo, this bike works part time as a windmill

LOL
Reminds me of my toddlers one of these...

I'm assuming side winds push the bike forwards (if from the right side, but then you could flip your wheels).

In the week, when there's no polo, this bike works part time as a windmill

That's not a polo bike.

That's not a polo bike.

That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

That's not a polo bike.

Are you doubting the crepe papers ability to protect the spokes?

No, I'm doubting the whole bike.
The gearing is too high
Those forks would be broken if it were being used properly
The grips are still intact
There's no rips/tears in the saddle.

etc

It can be an imaginary polo then

It has already been evaluated that it isn't a polo bike.

It doesn't even look like one, just a beater with shit wheel covers.

Pocket polo?

That's not a polo bike.

yeah, cool as fuck, i dig it ! LOL

too much gold not enough spokes

oh an BTW re post

colnago = arab bike