My bike got jacked, yo

Rass mandem bumbasclat dun got your byke. Shotty talk bang bang clack

Brick Lane ya wanna bump and grynd ya getz? Trust.

Rass mandem bumbasclat dun got your byke. Shotty talk bang bang clack

Brick Lane ya wanna bump and grynd ya getz? Trust.

You soon picked up that Cambridgeshire accent didn't you?
;-/

Where there's moneyed wankers, there's tea-leaves ∴ Hoxton Sq

So, you left your bike in a hot central hub of thieves not securely locked? Yeah, no wonder why it got stolen less than 10mins!

Sympathetic.

Bad luck mate.

Eyes peeled for the bike.

As an aside, I'd like to say that the OP was fucking hillarious, blud.

I would love to see the completed stolen bike form.

Good luck getting it back.

Um, yes, sorry for the delay on that, been a bit busy - I'm onto it today.

Sorry to hear you had your bike stolen William.

Me a come fi MURDERATION pon dem pussyclats dat be badbwoyin aroun' the carnar, skeen? BUN DEM WID FYAH.

Me a come fi MURDERATION pon dem pussyclats dat be badbwoyin aroun' the carnar, skeen? BUN DEM WID FYAH.

thank you constable, could I have the crime reference number now please…

My comiserations William. Hope it turns up. But prepare yourself for the probability that it won't.

Next time lock up a beater by all means, don't care if it goes too much, and ride a nice bike when you're not hanging around pissed up in these hotspot areas. (<<< All annoyingly after-the-horse-has-bolted advice you probably don't need, so sorry for that.)

I just saw a regular team of thieves on the way in to work today, some kids who look kind of Brazilian ish (green eyes sorta mixed race kids), tooled up, often one riding croggy - that's when they're cruising a spot to pinch things. See them round Barbican and Smithfield quite often. Sure they can smell the cash round Shoxton and Whoreditch come boozytime...

Why is it I can tell who they are but the 'babylon' can't? Oh yeah, of course ... pistanator's creed: They're fucking useless. And they don't give a shit about your 'pushbike'.

Me a come fi MURDERATION pon dem pussyclats dat be badbwoyin aroun' the carnar, skeen? BUN DEM WID FYAH.

eh?

There is hope William: http://www.londonfgss.com/thread26296.html

Is this William Oscar and Obi's friend?
Thats shit man sorry to hear it

eh?

I went out with a Jamaican girl not too long ago and she said my patois was rather splendid, actually. Apparently it made me look dashing, especially with my plus fours.

Just saw them again. In soho. Looking shifty, one of them looking down at his 'new' bike. Full sus MTB yellow and blue.

I went out with a Jamaican girl not too long ago and she said my patois was rather splendid, actually. Apparently it made me look dashing, especially with my plus fours.
ha!

[platini] by the way, it's seen and not *skeen *[/platini]

..."ride natty ride.."

Is this William Oscar and Obi's friend?
Thats shit man sorry to hear it

yeh. Think i can't be fucked with fixed anymore they look toooo nice. Gonna buy some crusty old racer and ride that around for the rest of my days

Maybe you have to find the middle ground between a unipack and the bike that got knicked
& lock your bike properly!
thats dry tho im so paranoid about my bike getting knicked

yeh i was pretty paranoid while i had it. kinda ruined it for me

Can't believe you didn't take a picture though I never even got to see it!

Sorry to hear about this William.
Don't let it put you off mate.
+1 get a beater for when you have to chain it up outside and just ride your pride and joy when you won't have to leave it.

it also had this sticker on the left fork

may have been removed but weirdly its hard to see if you're not looking for it

So, you left your bike in a hot central hub of thieves not securely locked? Yeah, no wonder why it got stolen less than 10mins!

The font of all cycling knowledge in London has spoken folks.

Wouldn't go as far as completed, but:
https://www.londonfgss.com/post922173-49.html

I would love to see the completed stolen bike form.

Good luck getting it back.