Crap 'Buzzwords'

Thanks. I'd like to think I'm the exception to your little rule, but it's unlikely. I'll blame it on a very English sense of humour and claim that any use is ironic. I might be on something of a sticky wicket in that regard, though.

I don't know if this is a written version of buzzwords, but I've just had an email containing no less than three fonts and four colours in ONE LINE!

You smashed that one for six old chap

I was bowled over...

Now now, this thread has enough merit on its own to prevent it being overrun with cricket-related punnery. Puns are over...

Well, you're clearly defining the boundaries there.

Enough!

'al desko'! How truly miserable.

Enough!

I think you mean

Hows that.

three to add...

to 'go passive' as in to stop doing something...possible example: alan johnson 'so gordon, should we nuke north korea?' gordon 'no alan, lets go passive on that'.

reinvent the wheel

download - as in the process of doing a number two

Upload - Having a line of coke.. Possibly?

^ Maybe getting it blown up your ass? a la Stevie Nicks

I always understood upload to be similar to download, but triggered by that dodgy pint (was in the 12th or the 13th...?).

^ Maybe getting it blown up your ass? a la Stevie Nicks

is that with or without gerbil/rodent assitance?

Geezer in my office just came out with this little nugget. Anyone get any clues as to its meaning?

***INTERROGATE THE BRAND UNTIL IT CONFESSES

No idea and I think that might just be a stroke of pisstake genius. The obvious response would be to say "Absolutely, I'll question it's social locus until it cries like a group B customer".

Finger in the air model? They're rolling off his tongue now like now tomorrow.
I need a pint

Great thread.

"fluted seat tube"
"short wheel-base"
"adjustable stem"
"pretty lugs"

will think of some more after some forum browsing.

Geezer in my office just came out with this little nugget. Anyone get any clues as to its meaning?

***INTERROGATE THE BRAND UNTIL IT CONFESSES

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think about a product untill you get an idea how to advertise it... or beating off in the toilet...

If your product is porn, this is one and the same.

hah, touché

I don't know if this is a repost but one I've herd alot on the news at the moment is staycation.

1. It's a holiday in the country.

2. It's still a holiday if you stay in the same country you don't have to go to fucking Malaga to go on holiday, although the more people that do the happier I am because it means I will not have to deal with their fucking ugly faces.

This may have been pointed out before but since there is no 'search this thread' tool at the top of the page I'll risk it: Staycation. It's where one member takes the piss out of another member in a way that might seem unfriendly but isn't because the two members know each other in real life and may even have met as recently as two days ago.

^^^^ Repost ^^^^

UTF edit/search

[sorry Will, but couldn't resist ;o)]

But then again it was the first word cited in the OP

"Vacation" always gets me. And "holiday". As in "I need a holiday" or "I'm going on vacation". I mean, WTF?

One that's in circulation right now is 'staycation'.

BTW, have you seen this picture. It's mental: