Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

I'm enjoying the ads, BDW.

Any idea when the main feature starts though?

don't know, just been chucked out for throwing coffee revels at the usher and making farting noises with my armpit :^[

BDW - you about after work?

I'll know in about an hour BigRed

ohh God, not again!

Oi, Mike, you just rode straight into the cinema. Have you no manners?

It was irresponsible riding and you should feel ashamed of yourself.

You're still a cunt mike. x

You're a Twat. Hopefully next time your'll get run over by an artic. Lyrca wearing cunt!

My ex-wife wished me "under a bus" once

You're not my ex-wife are you Pistonhead ?

Beautiful morning, despite my raging hangover, made even better by crashing into a brand spanking new Lamborghini.

I see him ahead of me in a side road, and I just* know* he is going to pull out in front of me, daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly. So I have slowed right down to about 5 mph by the time I cycle straight into his gleaming wing. I could of avoided him completely of course, but I wanted to see if I could damage his car. I was contemplating not slowing down, whakcing him full pelt and see if I could of gotten some nice new wheels and the old injuries claim. Anyway, it made my morning, the look of panic on his face at impact - 2 seconds

you come across as a twat. whats with the "daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly" you sound like some jealous sap. this is even more apparent when you mention how much you want to damage his car. ha you think he'll be more cautious next time/ considerate to cyclists... your more stupid then you sound. hopefully the next time the driver will shot out like a bullet and speed down the road leaving you and you bike in a sorry state on the road!

you come across as a twat. whats with the "daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly" you sound like some jealous sap. this is even more apparent when you mention how much you want to damage his car. ha you think he'll be more cautious next time/ considerate to cyclists... your more stupid then you sound. hopefully the next time the driver will shot out like a bullet and speed down the road leaving you and you bike in a sorry state on the road!

Oh the irony...

Twat.

My ex-wife wished me "under a bus" once

You're not my ex-wife are you Pistonhead ?

Nope, just fed up with these halfwits thinking they rule the road. If he crashed into my car I wouldn't of had a problem running him down. See how my Goodyears feel on his face.

ancient thread, fucknut.

Nope, just fed up with these halfwits thinking they rule the road. If he crashed into my car I wouldn't of had a problem running him down. See how my Goodyears feel on his face.

I'm confused. Are the halfwits Lambo drivers?

If so, we're in agreement.

do you think I should get the 130oz?

Nope, just fed up with these halfwits thinking they rule the road. If he crashed into my car I wouldn't of had a problem running him down. See how my Goodyears feel on his face.

Why don't you come to one of the drinks and see how well your Internet hard-man act goes then?

Plus R888's rather than Goodyear, please.

170 ounce. Why hold back?

Hiya Pistonheads...

I like cars...

What are you doing later?

Balki are you grooming him?

thinking they rule the road

So who does? Do you? If you think that's the case I can see the root of your problem...

Pistonheads wanks over Max Power birds

Hiya Pistonheads...

I like cars...

What are you doing later?

dogging

170 ounce. Why hold back?

I was just about to say exactly that! Get out of my head!

Nope, just fed up with these halfwits thinking they rule the road. If he crashed into my car I wouldn't of had a problem running him down. See how my Goodyears feel on his face.

That'd be called murder you pencil!

one of your mates, mct-shirt?

Pack of fantails please Tracy.

Balki are you grooming him?

He just seems so... manly.

swoons