Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

salted or caramel?

He just seems so... manly.

swoons

He's probably fat.

oooh...

got any nude pictures, pistonheads?

wanna trade?

nah, pistonhead's a skinny fooker

wait do my comments mean i dont get popcorn?!

Is that Albert Steptoe?

You pencil. Haha.

Nah, it's Murtle…

looks like william burroughs! god help him if he crashed

salted or caramel?

i'm thinking chocolate brazils, after this rom com trailer i am make a dash for the foyet

Popcorn!!

Nope, just fed up with these halfwits thinking they rule the road. If he crashed into my car I wouldn't of had a problem running him down. See how my Goodyears feel on his face.

Dangerous driving.
Premeditated manslaughter.

Lose your license/get a driving ban, you're a smart bugger aren't you?

nah, pistonhead's a skinny fooker

That film is fucking awesome!

Dangerous driving.
Premeditated manslaughter.

Lose your license/get a driving ban, you're a smart bugger aren't you?

Obviously a fanny if he'd rather use his car as a weapon than get out and have a good old punch up

Nope, just fed up with these halfwits thinking they rule the road. If he crashed into my car I wouldn't of had a problem running him down. See how my Goodyears feel on his face.

halfwit fail.

couple of pear drops wouldn't go amiss if you're going to the foyer GS

You don't want to go near the pick 'n' mix. Covered in wee. And swine flu.

And to think I was going to do some work just a moment ago.

i punched a fellow cyclist once. but he was using the ped walkway... i hit him good. hard as nails baby!! now can i please have some popcorn!

SNS - you got a copy of Romeo Brass I could borrow, still not seen it…

i take it that guys from www.pistonheads.com

i punched a fellow cyclist once. but he was using the ped walkway... i hit him good. hard as nails baby!! now can i please have some popcorn!

....but did you nick his wallet afterwards?

Nope, just fed up with these halfwits thinking they rule the road. If he crashed into my car I wouldn't of had a problem running him down. See how my Goodyears feel on his face.

Wait a second.. hold up a mirror and have a good look...

what do you see . . .oh wait...

Its you - a halfwit who thinks he rules the road

fuck of and die!

SNS - you got a copy of Romeo Brass I could borrow, still not seen it…

Sure have....i'll swap ya for my brooks tool roll :)

So...don't be shy piston. What do you drive?

Obviously a fanny if he'd rather use his car as a weapon than get out and have a good old punch up.

I think you're right, he's lacking somewhat in the minerals department.