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It will end in tears very soon. I am starting to get used to them whizzing past inches to my right at 30mph. But undertaking a cyclist who is left of centre in the bus lane at 30mph is behaviour that warrants a fucking beating.
I think that for this to work, the speed limit needs to be reduced to 20mph. Again, I have never had a problem with motorcyclists. Just these scooter driving retards
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Had one of those bmw bikes ( the ones with the roof) try to barge me into the curb, shoulder to shoulder on old street bus lane.
I tried to have a calm word with him at the next lights and he told me to fuck of and pushed me in the face with an open palm. I saw red and pushed him back and he lost his balance and fell sideways still strapped into his stupid bike! funniest thing i've seen for a long time!
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I hate scooters.
Over here they are ridden by teenagers (on a provisional lisence) who grew up riding their push bike on the path, and subsequently have no knowledge of road use;
they fecking stink;
they make way too much fecking noise;
and They stop, without warning, by the side of the road to chat to people they've spotted on the path.Rant over, apols, carry on.
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Had one of those bmw bikes ( the ones with the roof) try to barge me into the curb, shoulder to shoulder on old street bus lane.
I tried to have a calm word with him at the next lights and he told me to fuck of and pushed me in the face with an open palm. I saw red and pushed him back and he lost his balance and fell sideways still strapped into his stupid bike! funniest thing i've seen for a long time!
Pure class!
Made me spit on my keyboard with laughter (SOMKWL?)Must be the scooter equivalent of the 'clipless topple'.
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Mike, you're all fucking talk! ;-)
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Guys, do report your experiences at Bus Lane Watch:
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Beautiful morning, despite my raging hangover, made even better by crashing into a brand spanking new Lamborghini.
I see him ahead of me in a side road, and I just* know* he is going to pull out in front of me, daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly. So I have slowed right down to about 5 mph by the time I cycle straight into his gleaming wing. I could of avoided him completely of course, but I wanted to see if I could damage his car. I was contemplating not slowing down, whakcing him full pelt and see if I could of gotten some nice new wheels and the old injuries claim. Anyway, it made my morning, the look of panic on his face at impact - 2 seconds
You're a Twat. Hopefully next time your'll get run over by an artic. Lyrca wearing cunt!
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I've got the kia ora[it's too orangey for crows] and a family bag of revels
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coffee cream or orange revel for you Ed?
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Num num num mum this popcorn is yummy, this afternoon could be better than expected!
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Give us a shout once the ads have finished
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Holloway road is a fucker for scooters. The traffic is so bad in the mornings that they all fly past in the bus lane inches from you (leagaly!!!!). This 'experiment' is going to end in tears.