Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

That chimp could've (and should've) avoided the car.

^ but the driver is clearly such a daddy's boy...

i disagree, the driver is clearly in the wrong, no insurance, no license and driving in a field

It's his daddy's field.

And it's 'licence'.

by the way...i heard you had a small cock...is it true?

what's the point of this post?

nah he was a crack smoking illegal immigrant.

what's the point of this post?

What's the point of the OP?

Broker:

think it was Broker's lambo with all those dolla-billz. (BTW what do you broke?)

potatoes

Crashing into that lambo is a stroke of genius. . .but at the same time i can't help thinking that there is a little bit of penis envy going on there.
If it was a pretty girl in a mini i doubt you would have crashed into that car.
But well done mate, at the end off the day you made him jump maybe next time he'll look out for cyclist.

It's his daddy's field.

And it's 'licence'.

lisenze

nah he was a crack smoking illegal immigrant.

What was BRM doing driving a Lamborghini?

Crashing into that lambo is a stroke of genius. . .but at the same time i can't help thinking that there is a little bit of penis envy going on there.
If it was a pretty girl in a mini i doubt you would have crashed into that car.

Read my post up thread

Well you presume wrong. I was actually jealous of the size of his knob

I have already admitted I was jealous of the size of his knob. If it was a pretty girl in a mini I would have shied away with my micro-penis

Crashing into that lambo is a stroke of genius. . .but at the same time i can't help thinking that there is a little bit of penis envy going on there.
If it was a pretty girl in a mini i doubt you would have crashed into that car.
But well done mate, at the end off the day you made him jump maybe next time he'll look out for cyclist.

ah ha your theory is flawed. i got a magic cock and i have riden into a women driving a mini, had a women drive into me and dented a very nice BMW

just checking he's REALLY ignoring me so i can be all confrontational, as that's what i supposedly do.

I think even if you tried you would fail to be confrontational. You're a big softie.

you know nothing at all about this guy but because he drives a Lamborghini
I can guess a few things about him from the type of car he chooses to drive around London!

"I could of avoided him completely of course, but I wanted to see if I could damage his car."

ok it's not right, it is funny, but it's still not right.

I can guess a few things about him from the type of car he chooses to drive around London!

A: he's a selfish cockend
B: see A

fuck people who drive gas guzzlers in town.

no excuses.

"I could of avoided him completely of course, but I wanted to see if I could damage his car."

ok it's not right, it is funny, but it's still not right.
+1

hahaha.... GO MIKE!

i woulda done the same thing!....

hahaha.... GO MIKE!

i woulda done the same thing!....

From the man who ends up on his arse outside Bar Italia.....Ha!

a pretty girl in a mini

if it said foxtons on the side, he would have hit her at 15mph, but personally i have fantasies about meeting the girl of my dreams this manner. You know Sandra Bullock and a little bit 'while you were sleeping'

Don't get Bellezza onto this thread, she'll have kittens!

all note mike will be racing at the track day. just make sure you all hold your line!

gulp

^^^ cute!