Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

that's Sean Eadie, hippy's hero.

well, his image hero, not his cycling wannabe.

and the beard was apparently to "intimidate" opponents. Sprinters are full of this.

Typical Australian lady cyclist.

Its not the bike that is anti-porn.

Runs, ducks, hides.

or is it?

I think we should be told.....

50% of the beard, 1% of his track ability…

or is it?

I think we should be told.....
I think it WAS Wayne, and he was impersonating an Aussie female.

Lark.

How many of these pengy bikes kitted out with expensive parts do you think are 'knowingly' put together in some sort of attempt to get bike-related-internet fame?

ohhhh mmmy godddd

That thing looks like none of the parts on it move, the headset is probably glued in with paint.
and he didnt even bother removing the raleigh badge, just spray that thing as well.

Looks like someone stole a ghost bike and put yellow tyres and tape on it..

ha...

Odd front wheel.

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lol ! the forks ! wowzers.

ohhhh mmmy godddd

That thing looks like none of the parts on it move, the headset is probably glued in with paint.
and he didnt even bother removing the raleigh badge, just spray that thing as well.

Makes me think that there's a white washed wall somewhere, with a perfect bicycle silhouette on it.

lol ! the forks ! wowzers.

I think the purple chain completes the look.

i'm embarrassed to say that i saw this rad whip elsewhere and people were drooling over it. it's HORRRRRRRIBLE!!!

Oh, I see ... he's a swiss racer.

I still can't believe how short his top is!

That outfit is hipster heaven surely?

Is he not the forum guy with the special langster?

By golly I think your right! Its ononelangster in his heyday. He used to keep his cash in his pants in them days.

Well, in that case, he's even more broke than I am ...

Aero bike. Check.

Aero bodysuit. Check.

Aero helmet. Check.

Massive beard. WTF!!!

oh yes!

he could maybe wax it into a more aerodynamic shape.........a nice point.

I'll see that and raise you a double spok....

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if i saw that locked up with that lock i'd steal it out of spite.