Asparagus Piss

No.
I am a very well adjusted individual. If I have any problems I need to address, I tend to cycle like a psychopath, endangering both my life and any unfortunate pedestrians who may get in my way. Usually screaming obscenities at said peds or careless drivers in the process

Having seen your riding maybe you are not as well adjusted as you think ;)

apparently there are two things at work here. you either have or don't have the gene that makes your wee smell funny after you eat asparagus. separate to that, you either have or don't have the gene that allows you to smell the funny wee smell. the evolutionary advantage of this escapes me, but there you go.

True - I can smell my wife's asparagus piss, but she remains olfactorily oblivious.

I think eating asparagus outside the months when it is in season (may/june) is just bloody well wrong.

I'm not even gonna start on asparagus lasange ...

vitamin d tablets or berrocca make your piss vivid orange even if you are hydrated

break out the yellow lightsabre

I find asp-pee very satisfying, having conducted hundreds of experiments every Spring I've noticed that the amount of asparagus you eat appears to be irrelevant......

I find asp-pee very satisfying, having conducted hundreds of experiments every Spring I've noticed that the amount of asparagus you eat appears to be irrelevant......

Agreed, I had just one spear of pickled white asparagus the other day and my slash still honked to high heaven...

I think eating asparagus outside the months when it is in season (may/june) is just bloody well wrong.

I'm not even gonna start on asparagus lasange ...

quite right.
totally out of season, and for that reason, ah'm oot.

Pickled! TS, Are you spanish?

I think eating asparagus outside the months when it is in season (may/june) is just bloody well wrong.

I'm not even gonna start on asparagus lasange ...

It was from the Isle of Wight, which, due to a bit of a microclimate, doesn't really follow mainland seasons.

The lasagna was fucking delicious too. Pasta, cheese sauce, tomato sauce, chestnut mushroom, romero pepper (the choice of zombies everywhere), asparagus, soya mince.

Asparagus piss off :p

I think eating asparagus outside the months when it is in season (may/june) is just bloody well wrong.

I'm not even gonna start on asparagus lasange ...

Don't even get me started on that spelling of Lasagna (e)...see it outside pubs all the time, will you be washing it down with a pint of larger?

haha busted

Thanks for that Winston. I have never really looked at the word before now, it's wierd. It looks odd whichever way I spell it.

I like Lansagna, chips and garlic bread. Classic English pub food = Carb loader's dream.

@BMMF soya mincer

quite right.
totally out of season, and for that reason, ah'm oot.

The south american imported stuff at this time of year is too woody, just doesn't cut it. Neg Rep'd BMMF for driving up the import of foreign goods and failing to support his local farm community.. I have informed the relevant bodies and they are taking action.

Gus was not happy, in fact he went on to say he wouldn't piss on BMMF if he was on fire. which is just as well as Gus piss smells of humans.

It was from the Isle of Wight, which, due to a bit of a microclimate, doesn't really follow mainland seasons.

The lasagna was fucking delicious too. Pasta, cheese sauce, tomato sauce, chestnut mushroom, romero pepper (the choice of zombies everywhere), asparagus, soya mince.

Asparagus piss off :p

Hang on an asparagus-picking minute here, are you telling me that The Isle of Wight has such a different micro-climate that asparagus is in season NOW?! In late October?

storm warning!

Hang on an asparagus-picking minute here, are you telling me that The Isle of Wight has such a different micro-climate that asparagus is in season NOW?! In late October?

Pretty much. Don't knock the British microclimates - they're not such a Scilly idea ;)

There was a reference to asparagus piss in Austin Powers (when he's pissing behind the statue - I think it's in the spy what shagged me), which I didn't understand at the time, because I had never eaten asparagus before.

so it's springtime in Wight, is it?

so it's springtime in Wight, is it?

Racist!

so it's springtime in Wight, is it?

Most of the time... but it's always raining in your heart.

EDIT...

Sickness.

Oh my god, that is such a shit photo. The expression on the guy's face is really fucking scary, like some sort of sinister clown, and the woman, well, she's hot but she looks brain damaged, and what the hell is she looking at? Jesus man how could such crap models get paid work, and how could any photographer upload such completely unnatural-looking crap to a stock agency and expect it to sell? The sad thing is that some idiot mug probably has bought the rights and used it in a magazine!

Given that asparagus piss powers are only attributed to 40% of the population, there appears to be something of a correlation, based on the current poll results, between this and riding fixed.

How did Sheldon Brown miss this?

Oh my god, that is such a shit photo. The expression on the guy's face is really fucking scary, like some sort of sinister clown, and the woman, well, she's hot but she looks brain damaged, and what the hell is she looking at? Jesus man how could such crap models get paid work, and how could any photographer upload such completely unnatural-looking crap to a stock agency and expect it to sell? The sad thing is that some idiot mug probably has bought the rights and used it in a magazine!

I bought that shirt (in three different colours) after seeing that picture in the Littlewoods catalogue.

my piss also smells of asparagus, from late April to Mid june.