LFGSS Jersey design competition

How about if we all collect our various waste body hair and put it in a big bag and ride it to an ethical factory run by hippies (somewhere). They can process it into really cool ethical cycling jerseys that represent EVERYONE on the forum...

I vote we kill one animal per thread required and use 3rd-world child labour to hand loom the jerseys.

yeeeeaaaah.

and I still won't buy one.

I'm too poor

Put me down for an ethically sound small black retro 'Merckxesque' one

i'd be in for one in black. size small.

balls to it! just get some acid tripping italian with some fluro pens to do a catchy euro style lycra skinsuite!

i like the acid idea.

i'd be in for one in black. size small.

+1

i only want one if it has a dead puppy stitched into the fabric

this is maybe the only forum on the internet where a thread about jerseys descends into questioning how we define life.

put me down for a black medium one.

Let's get some design submissions! Here's something I knocked up (bear in mind I'm a spastic in photoshop):

BTW the fonts I used for this were Fenway Park JF and Agency FB Bold. They were reasonable approximations for Portland's Athletic Script and Pro Block.

Loving that

Perfect!

Let's get some design submissions! Here's something I knocked up (bear in mind I'm a spastic in photoshop):

BTW the fonts I used for this were Fenway Park JF and Agency FB Bold. They were reasonable approximations for Portland's Athletic Script and Pro Block.

I'll take both please. Very nice.

Let's get some design submissions! Here's something I knocked up (bear in mind I'm a spastic in photoshop):

BTW the fonts I used for this were Fenway Park JF and Agency FB Bold. They were reasonable approximations for Portland's Athletic Script and Pro Block.

The black version (or orange and black?) was exactly what i was thinking. Maybe with a bolder type.

Perfic.

Nice !
i'll have one...
if you can stitch some gold round the cuffs... (gotsta keep Tomasito's dream alive)

i know a guy named ard kessels (quite the cyclist) who lives in antwerp and has ardcore tattooed on his leg. i reckon he'll love this! :D haha!

The Arrowspok should be a crest/logo on the chest in gold.

This thread seems to have died a death :( I still want a jersey, should be do a vote at some point? Here are the submissions so far:

I'm still waiting for a jersey manufacturer to come back to me with a quote per unit, I'll chase him up again now. It would be good to get a couple more designs to be voting on if anyone else has anything?

@benanza - these people seem to be ethical and do custom merino wool jersies (Condor used them for their 60th anniversary jersies);

https://www.ewnr.com/site/index.asp

$120?! ouch! If getting ethical jerseys means them costing 3 times as much, I think I'd go with the seal-clubbing ones :S

That's the retail price - I'm sure they do discounts for larger orders.