Spotted...

me. fully rapha'd up givin it some round a sunny richmond park a few mins ago 'owning' the climbs and leering at the milfs.

Blue lo-pro with "ONE FUCKING GEAR" or similar sticker on the down tube. Clerkenwell Rd I think.

LESS
ONE
GEAR
FUCKING
PEDESTRIAN
FIXIE
CUNT
BIKE
BRAKE

rearrange some or all of these words in your favourite order for this year's top tube sticker!!

One
Less
Pedestrian
Fucking
Fixie
Cunt

Ger
A
Bike
Brake

One Pedestrian

One
Less
Pedestrian
Fucking
Fixie
Cunt

Ger
A
Bike
Brake
LOL

see you're loving it already

ONE GEAR LESS A BRAKE (purely descriptive)
ONE BRAKELESS FUCKING PEDESTRIAN (very 'now' this one)
FUCKING CUNT BIKE (one for Michael Hodges of Time Out)

I'll just go with:

CUNT

One Less Bollock

just spotted an opportunistic cunt carrying a silver road bike with yellow decals (from a distance) with a fucking great lock through the wheels, i followed him all the way down from curtain road to redchurch st, where he walked into a building site and asked a guy to bolt cut the lock cos he'd "lost his key".

Lemond?

Then what happened?

One More Brake

yeah, i think it may have been a lemond. Then I carried on past him chatting to the builder as I was on the way to BLB. I didn't really wanna get hit with a set of bolt cutters.

I thought about calling the police, but then, really, they wouldn't have got there in time, and from reading about stolen bikes and the police on here, they don't really give a fuck about them...

i saw a lass with long blondish hair heading north on kingland road... i think her bike had some green on it. that's about as good as it gets, my memory is terrible. she had loads of spoke cards though.

and a guy or girl with long hair on kingsland highstreet, yellow frame, looked like he/she was heading into the shopping centre....

yeah, i think it may have been a lemond. Then I carried on past him chatting to the builder as I was on the way to BLB. I didn't really wanna get hit with a set of bolt cutters.

I thought about calling the police, but then, really, they wouldn't have got there in time, and from reading about stolen bikes and the police on here, they don't really give a fuck about them...

I was thinking about this on my way home. How many people do know the number for the local OB anyway?

The way to get them to come quick for anything is to say "if you don't get here quick I'm gonna kill the cunt". It worked for me anyway :)

i saw a blonde girl on a black alu singlespeed with white tape on the frame, on New Oxford St, whose lock came undone from around her waist while she was riding. she pulled over but only managed the trademark excruciating slow stationary sideways fall in front of about 6 other cyclists.

if it was anyone here, it was very funny once i saw you were just highly embarrassed.

LESS
ONE
GEAR
FUCKING
PEDESTRIAN
FIXIE
CUNT
BIKE
BRAKE

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Cunt brake: less fucking.

Todd and his multi coloured beauty near carhartt/adidas store today...

bike is soo nice , the pic son here dont do it justice

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*LESS
ONE
GEAR
FUCKING
PEDESTRIAN
FIXIE
CUNT
BIKE
BRAKE

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one less fucking pedestrian fixie bike cunt

forgot. I saw a peugot with tiny bars going along south bank on Saturday. I was on foot having just done my stand really stil on a crate act

That would be me then i think....Rear mudguard blue peter'ed outof old Robinsons botgtles? May have a photo of you standing post crate Ant. That sounds a bit odd have just realised.

That would be me then i think....Rear mudguard blue peter'ed outof old Robinsons botgtles? May have a photo of you standing post crate Ant. That sounds a bit odd have just realised.

Yes I remember the mudguard. Now as to why you have a photo of me :)

His and hers - blue lo-pros. Heading through Dalston down to Old Street Roundabout.
Loving the matching bikes!

My other half has just got a new Camera and has gone slightly ape Sh1t! think just about every poor punter wandering down the Southbank has been snapped. You are in with a very good chance if you were painted silver or something.

Thats one reason.... Or you could run with the loverly image that i collect random photos of people, plaster them over the walls of my dark, damp, musty, basement flat and brake out the butter. Its always better with butter my little friend...

Go with the first :)

I dunno the second one is better :)

We passed you just before you went under the bridge so it's unlikely I got caught on camera.

Guy this morning in the back of a people carrier taking a photo of me riding and then a thumbs up as i went down bayswater rd. pretty funny. Then spotted my pitiful face as my laces got caught in my clips that are too big for me and i did the slo mo fall at some lights. FUCK!! Anyone want some LL clips??

spotted someone in my college on a fixie.
not sure of the make.
Exeter college. oxford.

Was it white, possibly a vivalo?