Singlespeed/fixed gear slogans

Bigus Dickus

(teehee)

scott not scot [quote]cornelius blackfoot hows my riding?
ring 1-800-YOUR MUM

THAT'S what you need on ya bags!!![/quote]

LO Fscking L

I was thinking of maybe something a bit less incendiary.
might get it made up as a patch and add it on at a later date though...

could be worse

"i love to ride..................................your mum!"

I'm liking:

If its not fixed, its broken

and

Just one gear, still no idea

No latin for me thanks, I work at a Uni but don't want to appear too educated (elitist yes :) educated no :( )

EDIT: might break out the colouring pens before I go home.

I rather like

fuck bitches
get money.

a mate has a tattoo

Fuck You & Fuck It

he's a fuckin idiot mind

what about
one for the road

or maybe this

one gear
one bike
one love

one heart.
Lets get together and feel all right!

i've picked up a leaflet for a computer repair thing, it says

"NO FIX, NO FEE"

it's currently spinning in my spokes.

JOL this bike is a pipe bomb.

having this sticker on a bike caused someone at miami university ohio to get the bomb squad called in to see about the bike.

nice band though..

[size=50]pedal forever

On my track bars [Freewheels are for cowards
and I've also got If it ain't fixed its broken the same as my T-Shirt :)

I remember seeing some T-Shirts at Herne Hill once that said Derrailleurs are for failures but I've never seen them since, they were similar to the 'I'm not fat I'm a sprinter' T-shirts that Trackcycling used to do.

unxetas nice band though..

oh great band, but i don't think anyone wants their bike being sawed in half by a bomb squad robot-thing.

"my bike kicks ass"

furious tiles - One less retard.

• Single speed special needs.

• My scrotum is as shaved as my legs

• Fixedinista

hahaha

14 teath is all i need.

Attn: paramedics, this bike is to accompany me in the ambulance NO MATTER WHAT.

all my friends are riding fixes

i used to have a sticker that said death before derailleurs. it made me laugh.

vegansdontneedgears

Attn: paramedics, this bike is to accompany me in the ambulance NO MATTER WHAT.

Not a bad idea.. haha.

my humble submission

Really ...a slogan on your bike? WTF

Now can you see why certain ppl think this whole "Fixie" thing is a bit ridiculous.

Bikesnob needs to hear about this ASAP!

Do a barrel roll.

it's the same reason SS mtb'ing is seen as a bit odd.
it's just a bike with one gear not a license to cover your bike with silly 'one relly nice speed' stickers, beer cap stem caps, whiskey flask bottle cages etc

MrSmith it's the same reason SS mtb'ing is seen as a bit odd.
it's just a bike with one gear not a license to cover your bike with silly 'one relly nice speed' stickers, beer cap stem caps, whiskey flask bottle cages etc

Too true.

I mean I'm not against ppl doing whatever they want or expressing themselves. Just saying that things like this are the reason ppl in this "scene" are often ridiculed.

tallsam [quote]MrSmith it's the same reason SS mtb'ing is seen as a bit odd.
it's just a bike with one gear not a license to cover your bike with silly 'one relly nice speed' stickers, beer cap stem caps, whiskey flask bottle cages etc

Too true.

I mean I'm not against ppl doing whatever they want or expressing themselves. Just saying that things like this are the reason ppl in this "scene" are often ridiculed.[/quote]

if your spending a lot of time as all of us on here seem to be doing, by finding frames, and sourcing specific individual bits, building a bike up which has little to do with the majority of the mass produced stuff out there, then you are going to have very individual bikes, from the frame to the paint scheme to the wheels, to the chain, to the front brake, or not as the case may be. If you put that much time and effort into making a bike, then you are going to have IMHO a different connection to that mechanical object. It is a piece of your imagination made flesh, and so different people express that imagination in different ways. For me my bike is going to be logo free, but my bags (custom made by Scott not Scot - rubbing hands together in over excited glee) will have some sort of slogan on them, possibly one of those above.
I'm not part of a "scene" ;-P I'm a part of a loose confederation of individuals who share the same love for two wheeled bicycles that I have, though they may express this affection in different visual ways, who come together on this forum and in person on rides, to offer support, friendship, information, and also a constructive critical view based on their time riding bikes.
If someone wants to put a sticker on their bike, so be it, if someone wants to spoke cards in so be it, if someone wants to wrap their frame in frame pads so be it. Its all part of the same design process that goes into deciding anodized cranks or not, yeah I read bike snob nyc and I laugh at his insights, share some of them, but people can do what the hell they want with their bike, might not be my cup of tea, but go for it.

my own favourite slogans - not bike related

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